Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Tesla. Disney. CVS Health. United Airlines. PayPal. Billions in profits. $0 in federal corporate income taxes.
That money should be funding schools, healthcare, and public services.
This is why people are mad as hell.

Frantically typing into the Slop Machine “Please help! My website has turned into Slop! What should I do?!” And the Slop Machine replies “Add more Slop :)”

What's Goose got to say today?

Absolutely gorgeous 💖

Shirtless bears might not fix the world but god would it fucking help me deal with it

Thanks for the opportunity! 💖

That beard on that sailor is absolutely magnificent ✨💖

The way I’ve heard your closest friends (Boo, Basil, Boon, Egg, etc) talk about you when you aren’t around, they talk about you like your a shining star in the night sky. You are an inspiration to them and many more thousands of people each and every day. 🫂💖

We all deal with insecurities and doubts about ourselves to some degree, but if you truly didn’t deserve the friendships or audience you stream to, then you simply wouldn’t have those things in the first place. You aren’t a fraud, a fake, or anything like that. You are genuine, and deserving of love

You fulfill a niche that is very much uncommon and many people either want to date that kind of person or become it themselves. They have lived a life of disappointment and rejection for so long that they delude themselves into thinking an appropriate response is calling all of them catfishes. Sad.

I’m eager to see you practice some more 👀

Happy egg day :3

But despite it all, we have to keep pushing forward, because we outnumber them and the truth will inevitably prevail!

There’s some meat on them bones!!!

Not everything needs to be like Fortnite. Bring back high quality sequels.

The biggest tragedy is that there will be people who will look at the avalanche of data to support the notion that vaccines DO work and are SAFE to use and they will STILL reject it because they are so deep in the sunk cost fallacy that supporting any other position would feel like death to them.

I volunteer as tribute ✨

LMFAOOO???

I love them

Fanart of Mario looking relieved and saying "I'm glad you brought help, Fox!"

Fanart of Fox McCloud, surrounded by Falco Lombardi, Krystal, and Wolf O'Donnell. They're all up on him while they look at Mario in front of them. Fox is replying to Mario: "They're my polycule." Mario is in the foreground and looks confused, and maybe he's blushing a little, as he says "Your what."

get in the polycule, mario #starfox #supermariogalaxy

Sometimes the best wisdom humanity has to offer is found in a YouTube comment section.

anthro solgaleo standing on a beach with a beast beach ball in his left hand

feelin' the sun 😊

Just a lil bit!

To be fair I hadn’t really used it the past 10+ years since I had a 3DS early on, but it still saw a lot of use in my early days. It powered my childhood ❤️‍🩹

RIP my first Nintendo DS battery. Noticed a slight bulge on the battery cover and opened it up to a slightly puffed up battery 🥀

Felt this u~u

see?
here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

if you're gonna stare, then help me undress

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