"Bi Game of Thrones"

Kinky.

I hear that. Born a little too late to catch him in his prime.

Just saw David Byrne live and, holy jeez. That man is the absolute definition of cool. Incredibly good show and those Talking Heads songs are as good as ever.

We're seeing David Byrne in Las Vegas tonight and I'm so excited. It's the closest I can get to ever seeing Talking Heads live, and I hear Byrne's show is absolutely amazing.

Happy 5th birthday to the goodest girl.

I don't wear glasses, so hopefully sunglasses count?

Grocery stores, up front. Get to the checkout line with mom and then always ask you if you can go look at games while she's waiting. Come up with a good line to beg for a rental while the food is getting scanned and bagged.

The Gay of Hormuz would never be this problematic.

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18

I will show up and ask what it do, as I do.

Lots of talk of bringing more "immersive experiences" to gaming.

Dang, you dunking on them nerds. DoeyDay this Friday?

"Are you honest in your dealings with your fellow man?"

"Yes, unless it's in politics or social issues."

"Don't worry, those don't count. Enjoy the temple."

I still haven't done mine... 😬

Sounds great. Bring money too, because I'm not paying. Also bring your ID, I lost mine at my ex's when I slept over there last night.

God told me that we should go out and make out. Pick you up at 6:45?

Someone revisiting old crushes found your Facebook profile?

Dang. You gave me the craving. A handful with a glass of milk would hit so hard right now.

That was a valid reason, my dude.

Did you air drum the intro to Sunday Bloody Sunday? Be honest...

Color.

She's covered in grass clippings because she has to backpedal in front of the weed eater constantly.

They feel like homework.

A mental wellness break is always a good idea. Rest up and enjoy the weekend!

Death by current reality or death by shaky future theory?

As a Dodgers fan, I'll apologize now for us ruining baseball.

I'm not getting enough updates on Punch the Monkey.

It was a time in gaming when we were literally breaking new ground in gaming. There's a lot of really novel ideas and it's amazing how well N64 and PS1 games manage to hold up.

Finding out what "would you kindly..." really is.

My face when I see the price of gas.