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Heard there was a raptor or something

Someone at Singing Beetle chose violence and I’m trying my best to

Wednesday sure does remain A Show that Can Be Watched

Also my leg was broken in like three places but, y'know, details.

and while really depressed about my then-bias potentially being a shitty person and then leaving the group, I also had to last-second pivot and turn a really personal fic into a fic for a whole different fandom. And yeah, I pulled it off, but a lot of the emotional shit didn't hit the same anymore.

So this is super dumb, both because ew why do I let men affect me and also because duh why didn't I realize this, but my well of passion for writing fic really ran dry around 2022 when the whole Ravn thing happened. It was literally the day before my Oneus fic was supposed to go up for Emo Fic Fest–

Prince Vatani's videos are great because I can never tell where the satire ends and the cry for help begins, much like my own humor.

Gaja! (Strobing lights warning)

Saja Saja Saja!
(Strobing lights warning)

This was always a Oneus song actually (strobing light warning)

Attempted murder

I am convinced that RuPaul keeps Jorgeous around because he fully intends to wear her skin someday

Azerbaijan was robbed at Eurovision idgaf

that's the kind of shit I expect a mouth breather to say

I just want to post inane things about pretty kpop boys why must I live in the middle of Times

Malcolm X was assassinated 60 yrs ago today. See his timeless wisdom on the true meaning of “progress.”

“If you stick a knife 9 inches in & take it out 6—that’s not progress. Progress is healing the wound. They wont even admit the knife is there.”

Found outside the coffee shop. They used chocolate covered coffee beans for eyes and buttons.

"I don't want to lose TikTok!"
The mummified monkey's paw in my attic:

There are more efficient ways to do this but I don’t feel like doing them

You’re welcome and/or I’m so sorry

(I realize that people have, like, real problems)

I hate that my mind read that to the meter of the “bang on the drum all day”

I’m killing time before a doctor’s appointment but I can’t get breakfast in case they want my blood. So I’m at a coffee shop with a plain cold brew and I am have le struggle.

Leverage or Strong Woman Do Bong-Soon

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