Salesman: *slaps top of trash can* "u can fit your whole body in there." [pic of salesman pointing at trashcan to his customer] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

on second thoughts I think ALL the Lord of the Rings bts interviews would deliver this

it's understandable

I wish it was real

Having a baller idea for a sequel and kicking your little feet in the air when no one's even interested in the original is such an insane thing to do but the heart wants what the heart wants

a 90s bts interview with an englishman, who plays an american and has a jump-scare accent, and his make-up looks good in the movie but it looks too dark under this light, and he chain-smokes through the whole thing and tells a funny little anecdote about his trailer, could heal me

Me:

"okay no more research now, I've got too much going on already, let's just write a story around what we have."

Me seconds later reading the most interesting shit I've ever read in my life but it's set 160 years prior to my inciting incident:

"okay but wait"

Meme of a screenshot of a sassy man in a tiktok video with the words "I don't really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead" written in front of him.

Me when Margot Robbie talks about Jacob Elordi picking her up with one arm and shielding her from the rain with the other:

I BEKT CHU

try the same now with your actual life you get horrifyingly similar results

your imagination is such a precious thing, you gotta take care of it, look after it, give it little kisses, the fact you can just create stuff in your mind is such an insane skill, you just forget it sometimes

I wanna write a series of books or a show for the sole purpose of jumping the shark in the wildest ways possible, like fast and furious style, I wanna be like okay fuck it, they're in space now there's nothing left to say

LOL I dunno though she's scary

As a big massive Springsteen fan, Springsteen film could've been better, it's like a parody of a biopic and didn't have the grit I associate with him, but he still looks nice in his wee jeans and I think he's nailed the voice too (speaking voice, he did his darnedest with the singing).

she looks badass

❤️

happy sunday sorry everything's so awful

my boyfriend brought me a second glass of red wine and I said "I might end up a bit drunk off that" and he said "oh well, it's Saturday, maybe we'll put on Sinners later" and then he just wandered into the kitchen to continue cooking a delicious roast dinner.

best night ever lol

consistently mortified at myself 😂

Writing's so embarrassing, man. Just making shit up.

Nobody (Bob Odenkirk) with the cat smoking a cigarette

mentally I'm here

yea but I haven't watched all of it, but I should.

I forgot how long it was so I just finished, the music at the end is so great

🤗

sounds like mine :D

story telling rules!

why is karate kid so good though

*insert* SICKOS pounding on glass yes yes meme

I know people say this all the time and it sounds so condescending but it's true. You've got to learn all the rules, and go over them until they are boring you to fucking tears, then and only then, once they're as close to you as your own blood, do you toss them out the window and go goblin mode.