tomato battle royal - 8/1/40

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ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

The Athletic | The New York Mets are playing baseball the right way.

by Ezra Klein

SELECTOR CAN’T DONE

#mets

#mets

textured acrylic painting, gestural strokes, bright colours, varnished layerings, a field of cooled black lava, isolated flowers, harsh beauty, dramatic clouds, tangled lines, soft edges, negative space --ar 7:5 --stylize 300 --v 7

`Cooled black lava,
isolated flowers,
dramatic clouds`

#synthart #FridayFlowers

Friday at last…

@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

my identity is probably stolen and filed away in a database somewhere probably 30 times over, i'm glad at least one of them has a grainy picture of me hurriedly stuffing a reuben in my face and spilling mustard on my shirt before a concert. that's the real me among all the stolen data me's

curry, liver and veg combo, Grimsby Town FC, £4

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

(as a donkey walks by)

ah the noble donkey!

(donkey moves out of earshot)

foolish beast

illustration of a girl with red hair chasing chickens in an abandoned villages

It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

lmao god damn it

post from Szabolcs Panyi with an electoral map of hungary but tbh it’s kind of shaped like queens and its blue and orange

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

It has that effect but you get to listen to the incredible soundtrack while you fumble around growing parsnips!

I’m feeling like I have a motherfucking foot for a mouth yeah thats a common emotion OH AND IM HIGH

"My Hubby Is Perverse— Masturbator Does The Unspeakable"

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

captcha that asks you to identify which posts are jokes before replying

an open container of the K-pop demon hunters Collab demon sauce from McDonald’s it is a very grim(ace) shade of purple and extremely un appetizing looking

they killed grimace to make the new mcdonalds demon sauce

Re-post if you've had hangovers that lasted longer than that bullshit cease-fire

I've no idea why this popped into my brain but I'm 1000% convinced he would be getting interviewed by RZA

Six stars for the six quarters it'll cost you.

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