MONDAY!

Ole Miss QB Jaxson Dart makes NIL history, signs with private jet company Ole Miss quarterback Jaxson Dart has become the first college athlete to sign with a private jet company.

I wonder what it feels like when you from NIL star to middling NFL backup. www.foxsports.com/stories/coll...

this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this

This is my fight song.

This and a deck that needs to be completely overhauled in the next 3 hours

We want manufacturing!

Ok, here you go.

Oh god, not for ME.

My son screams “cyberdork!” when he sees one.

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we'll play some baseball

Horny for Santa

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Once more unto the breach

also the name stephanie?

oh shoot yes

Do not ask for the calorie count.

Four of the new delicacies coming to @mlb.com ballparks in 2025:

Yankees: Petroni Tiramasu
Dodgers: The Slugger
Phillies: S’mores Quesadilla
Mariners: What Up Corn Dog

CEOs don't care about ROI when they're the I.

1979 Cadillac Seville by Gucci From the gold-plated hood ornament to the matching designer luggage, the 1978-79 Gucci Cadillac Seville wasn't just a car—it was a $100,000 statement piece that defined an era when luxury automakers a...

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The 1979 Cadillac Seville by Gucci

I only wash my body with the finest commercial degreasers

A24 and Ari Aster are working on it.

Zubaz is primed for a comeback

“They just scanned their QR code to the Big Dance” is the fourth horseman

“A Game Boy for pirates” sounds so much cooler than it actually is.

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic

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"One day the sadness will end, but I don't think today's the day."

A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

Officially Introducing the Vedder Cup! YouTube video by San Diego Padres

Don't get me wrong, I do love this @mariners.com and @padres.com, but isn't Eddie a Cubs fan?

In.

Turns out the haters were correct about the billionaires. Honestly great call from the haters.