Sent a friend request!

Sure!

Reskeet with a photo where you don’t look the least bit menacing

Oh…

How do you go viral on here I need dopamine

Ugh but it’ll be so hostile to sex work and nudity

360 lipo, tummy tuck, fat transfer to ass/hips, and implants (although technically the implants will be in November or December but whatever)

You don’t want a nice little corner of the internet you want to run the biggest venue and then just fucking destroy the fascists who crop up there. That’s more valuable.

If this place is gonna thrive ultimately it has to open up and go public. You don’t want a tightly curated cloister, you want a public square where everyone spends their time and then you ruthlessly police the limits of acceptable speech once it’s indispensably popular

If I’m not a MILF then why am I getting a mommy makeover later this month? Checkmate, transphobia

Also I understand dissuading dunking on randos, but one of Twitter's strengths was an open forum/minimal gatekeeping, so (e.g.) NYT columnists and gov't propagandists couldn't spout bullshit unchecked. Musk is killing twitter partly to eliminate that, and it would be cool to have it again somewhere.

I know this is the utopia and people are just waiting for DMs but until I can quote-skeet the State of Israel it won't feel complete.

One of the biggest signals of the draw of Twitter is that I remember there was I think an American foreign fighter at Baghuz, ISIS' last stand in Syria, literally being bombarded with airstrikes every hour on the hour in a space smaller than Vatican City and he was still posting regularly

I think social media is like nicotine there’s no way to make it good for you but cigs are so much sexier than vaping, you know?

I mean idk maybe 😭. Being on a kind website sounds so boring I wanna fight

I am!!!

But I want to dunk, I love bad content 😭😭😭. This is why I stayed on twitter until the end—I don’t want a hyper fascist onslaught of nonstop transphobia but I DO want bad content

You have my sword

I liked dunking 😭

Haven’t posted this here yet

Your titties are giving Galadriel here in the best way

No

Ah ok so this is what happened

I need this place to deliver more idiots and bad content for me to dunk on

I’m so excited to find out

Twitter IS empty fuck

Man, I was just thinking of making and selling some video content too. Of course Elon had to prevent me from getting my twitter chaser bag

My love!!

Bro if you’re in LA you legally have to get pizza with me

Is Agnes on this website do I follow her