A guy who gets paid much more than me said with a straight face that the future of procurement for data centers is letting AI agents buy all the components for you to minimize supply chain disruptions. Literally letting the wallet inspector hold your wallet for you

I've had to listen to data center freaks talk themselves out of being in a bubble all day today and the palpable feeling of everyone being in one of those little phone booth things where they blow money around for you to grab is the only thing keeping me sane

I feel like the massive bungling of the reconstruction era is to blame. Cognitive dissonance of fighting a war to end slavery and then letting the south get away with poll taxes and Jim Crow bullshit for decades. Federal government should have been threatening to go Sherman mode on them

My cat Sophie has to wear a cone while I'm traveling for work so my dad has been sending me pictures of her being an insanely pissed off flower

Holy shit they cast Sydney Sweeney as Garma Zabi??? That’s crazy

Russ if you sandbag Mario Sunshine I will chuck you like a chuckster

I cannot imagine a more hellish event than a DC data center conference hoedown. Get me out of here man

Guy who spent hours making his mii perfect so he can romance his crush in Tomodachi Life: so what’s my mii up to on your island??? Is he up to anything cute? It’d be lowkey weird if he hit on you haha 😊

Her: he’s married to Mr. Bean and Mr. Bean is doing some stupid Mr. Bean shit.

The sad thing is we would make it white meat chicken and it would be super dry. We don't do boneless dark meat here for some reason

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

The Popeyes Gum-Gum lemonade is kinda bad and they didn't even mix up the purple goo syrup in mine, BUT they gave me an extra biscuit and like double the wings I ordered

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Now that is a face you simply have to tune in to see every week!

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I'm thinking of seeing it purely because of this line from the trailer making me laugh really hard

"A totally original take on The Cronin"

What kind of device you thinkin of

So true. At least it means someone else out there has very likely had the same problem as you and developed a way to get full local control of the shitty hardware you paid for. Thats legitimately beautiful human spirit shit

I've been frustrated with my cats' auto feeders being very inconsistent and was about to build my own feeder instead, but it turns out the damn thing just has a fucking ESP32 in it anyway. Now I can bypass their dogshit optical sensor logic and put in a load cell to actually weigh the food

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

You can't be talkin like that whoa vicky

Clavicular, Androgenic, and Woah Vicky are going to have an Y Tu Mamá También summer

32 inch LCD TV

honestly every day

You must meet Levi Yoder