List of AO3 as seen in previous post but now Chicken Hat Man (Our Flag Means Death)/Rat Vest Guy (Our Flag Means Death)

Can't believe I only just noticed the relationship tag wasn't there!

In case there is any doubt it's...

Get some sleep! But also thanks. 😆

I'm going to be annoying and toot my own horn.

📯 toot toot 📯

This is where I peak.

Stede and Blackbeard from Our Flag Means Death, snuggling softly together. Blackbeard is lying down, with Stede caressing his forehead.

excuse me, i just felt the urge to draw some gay pirates 😳💕

#ofmd

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Characters: Chicken Hat Man (Our Flag Means Death)Rat Vest Guy (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Post-Canon First Meetings First Kiss Crack treated as unserious as possible that's your warning Humour? once again this is very silly Language: English Collections: OFMD Rare Ship Week 2026 Stats: Published:2026-04-21Words:933Chapters:1/1Hits:0

You Wear Chicken Hats/Rat Vests Well makingoceansounds Summary: Two men from different worlds enter a bar each wearing fine animal attire. Will they leave finding unexpected love? The answer is obvious, yes.

I wasn't joking when I said I was going to write this.

Behold, the first and probably the last Chicken Hat Man/Rat Vest Guy fic on ao3.

It's very stupid. That's your warning.

archiveofourown.org/works/83528566

🐓❤️🐀

#OFMDRareShips

if u have more pockets..
#ofmdmermay #merfolk #kraked #merstede

Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death in the style of SpongeBob SquarePants. He's shaped like Patrick Star and is sitting grumpily with his arms crossed and a big scowl on his face.

He's mad at his boyfriend, SpongeStede FancyPants.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Excellent! Thank you.

I should probably finish writing it now.

a man (French) in an excellent chicken hat from ofmd s1e5

A man in excellent vest made of rats from ofmd s2e1

Question for you guys, do these two fine men have names or tags on ao3? I've just been calling them Chicken Hat Man and Rat Vest Guy.

(for visibly, @ofmdrareships.bsky.social #ofmd)

Yeah! Just started a Scottish tour. Would recommend it if you can get up here in time.

The High Life musical is absolutely ridiculous and so much fun btw. People of Scotland, go see it if you can.

Off to see a musical tonight which is a continuation of a sitcom that ran for one series 32 years ago with the original cast.

So what I'm saying is there is hope for OFMD.

a digital drawing of a long jetty with a lighthouse at the end. silhouettes of ed and stede are running on the jetty towards the lighthouse. ed is leading the way, pointing with one hand and holding stede’s hand with the other. the sky is pink and orange behind them.

follow me ✨

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

And one I have never come across before too! 👀

314 which I'm sure someone has requested before but you know, I'm thinking about food.

Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death, in modern suits, in the same pose as Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby were when they met and hugged on the red carpet for Next Goal Wins. They have their hands around each other's waists and are smiling at each other. Ed is in purple and his hair is half up. Stede is in a dark teal, has a white cravat, and is wearing sunglasses.

It's my birthday so I'm gifting you all with a new OFMD sketch 🙌🏻

(Many of you can probs recognize which photo I referenced, and I said, what if I GB'd it?) 💜💜

#OFMD #OFMDfanart

Digital drawing of a very young Ed teach, waist up portrait, he is holding a ships rope in one hand and staring out towards the horizon with a slightly haunted expression. His hair in half pulled back and is moving with the wind, and he has the beginnings of scruff on his face. He’s earring a purple vest and a lose black shirt with the right sleeve torn off, a should belt with an octopus buckle, and black fingerless gloves

Young Ed, baby pirate, protect at all costs #ofmd #ofmdfanart

A crochet (I think) garlic bulb with two eyes. He's adorable.

My first silly little guy has arrived from the auction! Look at him! He's absolutely adorable (and practical, no curses for me). Thank you @appleteeth.bsky.social (and for the wee wolf 😂) #fandonmarket

Two panels of Taika standing in full Ed gear, minus the wig. Taking its place is a long wedding veil, pinned to his hair with a collection of small flowers. The veil is bloody all along the bottom, and splattered throughout. In the left panel, he is facing the screen, looking down. The right panel shows a similar pose from the back view. It is supremely and inordinately sexy for some reason.

Just in case you forgot.

a little colored pencils and watercolor sketch of ed climbing a tree over a stream and stede is on the other side of side. prompt for fandom writers)))

can someone write this? #ofmd #gentlebeard

Digital drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is half kraken and Stede is a merman. They're smooching. Stede is cupping Ed's face while Ed holds him around his back. Ed's long tentacles are wrapped around Stede's tail.

MerStede's second favorite thing is kraken kisses. The first is marmalade. They both agree about the ranking.

(Second adopted sketch all finished up thanks to @notstraycollie.bsky.social! If you'd like to adopt one of my ancient sketches send me a DM!)

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is leaning back into Ed's chest. Ed has one arm around Stede's front and the other is reaching for a bite of marmalade on a croissant in Stede's hand. They're sitting on a blanket with more croissants off to the side of them. Stede is in a frilled shirt and silk stockings. Ed is wearing a cropped shirt, his leather pants, and no shoes. They're being so cute it's gross.

"After the dock incident-"
"Abandoned! And beardless!"
"Yes, dear. Anyway, it took Ed two days to empty the Revenge's marmalade reserves."
"Didn't want to go the way of Swede. Abandonment causes scurvy."
"Well, can't have that."

Whoever they're talking to is rolling their eyes.
#OurFlagMeansDeath

Something I draw for my boyfriend
Edstede smut
#ofmd #ofmdnsfw #edstede #gentlebeard

a NSFW digital drawing of a scene from chapter 10 of acts of contrition by KalansPhantom. the drawing is a bird’s eye view of ed fully naked laying back on the altar. stede/father bonnet is standing between his legs, wearing a purple and gold cassock, fingering ed with one hand and pressing the other against ed’s chest. the shadow of a cross is cast over them

“You deserve to feel good. You deserve good things, fine things.”

so i did have to draw that scene from ch10 of acts of contrition immediately

#ofmdnsfw

Fanart of Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet on a museum date together. They're standing next to each other with their heads touching and backs to us. Ed is on the left and Stede is on the right. Ed has his hands clasped behind his back holding a gallery program, wearing a dark teal sweater with tentacles running along in a bright teal color. Paired with it is some black pants, a chain wallet and pearl earrings and a bracelet. Stede is wearing a colored galaxy shirt with bright teal pants, leaning his body into Ed's. Bright blue hearts surround their heads. They're both staring at some paintings in the background. It's a very sweet moment.

I think their first date is going well, dont you?

#ofmd #ofmdfanart

(Redraw of a piece I did almost 3 years ago and im in awe how much I've grown 🥹)

Three drawings. First if Ed trying to reach a cookie. Second of Ed posing cutely. Third of Ed being picked up and Stede trying to reach him

Ok whatever tomodachi life inspired doodles 🩷

Art of Ed wearing ripped jeans and a t-shirt that says "Ride the D"

Look at this INCREDIBLE art commission from the Craft Fair by @mermaidinn.bsky.social! The LA transit authority recently released t-shirts to commemorate the opening of the new D subway line, and I thought Ed would look great in one!

honestly the question was unclear

#ofmdnsfw

Smutty fan art of Stede Bonnet from OFMD wearing bunny ears and a bunny tail butt plug, and also frilly ankle socks and fluffy heels. He’s in sort of semi-suspension bondage so he’s face down ass up with his arms tied behind his back and his ankles retrained. There’s a vibrator wand and a riding crop with a heart-shaped thwacky bit next to him, with red marks on his ass and thighs. He’s looking at the viewer with wide, desperate eyes and he’s dripping ‘down there’. He’s having a lovely time 😌

💕🐰💕 #ofmdnsfw