We’ve seen this movie before.

fuck off

GET IN!!

This ref already, man.

Fuckin’ right!

a man in a blue shirt and white hat says hey everybody we 're all gonna get laid . Alt: Up the toffees

#3Points

a man is holding a microphone in his hand and pointing at it . Alt: Everton going on a euro trip

Did someone say Eurotrip?

Classy finish. Love it.

That’s how we do it. 💥

EVERTON HAVE DONE IT AGAIN. 🤯

MERE MOMENTS AFTER A LATE EQUALIZER, THIERNO BARRY SCORES THE WINNER AGAINST NEWCASTLE.

a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face while sitting on an airplane . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face while sitting on an airplane .

#3Points !!!
And Thierno Barry has a…

JORDAN MOTHERFUCKIN’ PICKFORD

Fabulous touch by Barry!

We took like two dozen useless corners with our rugby scrum against Man United as a fake-out so that we could run that perfect set play today. 4D chess, baby!

(* Minus Grealish, but whatever.)

That was a full-strength Everton squad.*
Yet we play Branthwaite, Garner, Armstrong, & Ndiaye all out of position.
One shot from distance + 10 corners, all just a hope & prayer that our rugby scrum in front of goal allows for a weird, lucky bounce in.
Hoofball is too generous a term.
It’s pathetic.

Every person currently celebrating at Craven Cottage should fill the first 25 rows of the South Stand on Tuesday.

count von count from sesame street is standing in front of a brick building and says `` three '' . Alt: Count those three stolen points by mighty Everton.

#3Points

Absolutely no foul there.

If we had a manager today, they would immediately make a sub after that shambolic “defending.”

Can’t we just have all the away fans sit together at home?
They’re singing from the first minute and not dependent on “effort” or “work” or “putting in a shift” before they make serious noise.
It goes both ways.

Ok, we have watched exactly two (2) Tyrique George YouTube compilations now and we are sold.
The player of ours that’s going to get blocked is Dibling, not Graham.

So the answer is that George scored three for “our” u21 team against Brentford once?

Genuine question: how far ahead in development is Tyrique George over Braiden Graham?

Honestly, it’s the most we could have expected with our setup. We’ll take it: lol.