Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

The Onion II

Fuck the IRS, this is the highest amount I have ever had to pay the federal government for a tax return

I bet this would feel so good

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Sponsored ad for Hobby Workshop, main product image of Israeli flag tokens for the IDF faction of a tabletop wargame.

Hobby Workshop probably (hopefully) regretting using AI to auto-generate its Facebook ads.

These people are so miserable with their lives

bedtime mindfulness routine staring at super bright phone screen

I forgor

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

More tapestries/fabrics would look really cool up there

Ideal relationship dynamic

Wow i completely forgot about this guy.

But it will be worth it because it will look super cute once its finished with the canopy bed and swords hung up on the walls

I made the mistake of moving one piece of furniture from the office to the bedroom and now I'm am stuck rearranging both rooms, re organizing everything, and considering re painting the walls. What have I gotten myself into 🫠

Protein bar (brick of parmesan) [someone holding up a piece of cheese in their car while driving.]

My Walkman isn't going to interrupt the middle of a song with a "join ICE" ad

A young woman walks an elderly lady in a garden. The old lady says "Games Workshop used to be red" and the young woman replies "sure grandma let's get you to bed"

It feels like every 2 weeks we are under another tornado watch

Finally some good news

Whoever wins we lose

Wait, there's a gay romance plot in KKD2??

dress older than your age. babamax. become babushkapilled. wear a little head scarf.

A cropped screen cap of the Pokémon Ampharos from episode 208 "Fight for the Light!" the Pokémon anime. Ampharos is lying down on the ground behind the gym leader Jasmine in a fashion akin to how cats lay like loafs of bread, hence "Ampharos loaf".

#Ampharos

He can do that?