Tonight in Virginia they remembered the Alamo
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They’re taking it well.

a young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting on a bed . ALT: a young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting on a bed .

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The average wealth of the top 1% is over a thousand times that of the bottom 50%. So isn't it wild that Inflation doesn't happen each year when the fortune 500 CEOs get $300+ million bonuses each, it only seems to happen when the poorest 10% get a $2hr raise.

Virginia is for bananas.

For $8.13 a day, you can feed a hungry leopard

What's wild about this isn't that John Catsimatidis is a shambling pile of shit, it's that Fox News viewers are several magnitudes closer to homeless than they are to being a billionaire and he is telling them all he'd send them to Uganda and give them $8.13 a day ✨ and they're eating it up✨

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

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Cheese is sliding off his cracker

lol, he can't remember to change his dirty diaper

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Soul

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This cat looks like he's glad he's dead and he hopes he rots in hell
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This cat looks like he wants all these mf snakes off his mf plane
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to tell everyone to go fuck themselves and I rescued a cat who wants the same thing

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Took federally mandated ethics and whistleblower protection training yesterday, to which I say EL-OH-EL. Kinda hard to take it seriously working for a lawless, corrupt pedophile regime.

This interview is clearly revealing a man who is insane and it’s just not registering at all.

Live, laugh, stick a banana in your mouth to stop you from talking.

Can you imagine getting to Mars only for the existential discovery that even on a barren lifeless rock by comparison you are even more lifeless

Alexis De Wokeville @MrAlexisPereira Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don't know what to do with this student ENG 10 Prof. Alexis Pereira 2/10/20 (note:This was supposed to be about Tom from The Great! Gatsby, the book we are reading) What Exactly Does Tom Want with Jerry? D In the Looney Tunes cinematic universe, many of the cartoon nemeses have a very clear goal. Wild Coyote wants to eat the ROADRUNNER. Pepe Le Pue wants to impregnate Penelope. Elmer Fudd wants to shoot Bugs (and who doesn't?). But it is unclear what if anything Tom (? not the Midnight Soclety) wants to do with Jerry. Submitted for the approval of English 101, I propose that Tom actually has no interest in doing anything with Jerry, but instead fulfilling his class role as "house cat." so? they Ahl are! Heatheliff, Top Cat, Garfield, Sylvester - these are all famous cats, most of them cartoon. Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix i need to very badly read this entire essay

I think this first time English teacher is ignoring the writer's cardinal rule: "write what you know"
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I'm trying to work out how burning up the entire Earth so that one trillionaire gets to Mars makes any fucking sense.

A thousand years from now, people will view this era as the Dawning of the Age of Stupid. Where reality tv shows helped elect world leaders. Where AI replaced human critical thinking and where journalists, whose one job was to tell the truth, covered for a madman every day.

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families (via Pop Base)

Tesla is the answer to the question: "What if the trolley problem was a Texas $-corp"

It's an IQ test.

Every public space in the US has been commoditized, scrutinized and monitored by the government and monied interests. Y’all have willfully enabled this because collectively you’re weak-minded and fearful.

Congrats, you live in a prison of your own making. 11/10, no notes.