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Feeling good 💪🏼

Dog was tortured, beat, edged and hogtied in an inescapable hogtie before being put in a straitjacket and shoved in a cage for the night.

Who wants to torture this poor pup next? 😈😋

Annotation of all the stars (and the planet Venus) visible in the background around the image of Earth in the new nighttime view of our planet from Artemis II.

There is a full universe behind that wonderful new Artemis II "Night Marble" view of Earth.

Here's a breakdown of the stars (and one planet) in the field of view. Look at us! Just a planet hanging out in space.

Annotation by Rodrigo González Peinado. 🧪🔭

i wouldn't be looking up if i joined you 👀

Happy orbit 🥳🪐

She used that monster to get ahead then sold him out!

Can that treat be slid down my throat please? 👉👈

Three cera tops??? (what's a cera top?)

You'll have to secure me down then

the event listing for Fables After Dark, with Oliver Darkshire and ES Drake

oh right yea I almost forgot: if you're based in Oxford, I'm making one of my rare appearances in the physical world tomorrow evening for the literary festival. i gather there will be wine. dear god let there be wine.

oxfordliteraryfestival.org/literature-e...

party in the toilet!🥳

You put me in nothing but a collar and cage.
"Whatever my guests want you provide. Drinks, snacks, massages, errands, usage of your body in any way....with a smile and a 'thank you Sir/Boss/honorific on your lips'".

i can't describe how hard i was laughing at this.....my stomach now hurts 😂😂😂

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

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I bet you are you cheeky little minx. Now be a good rabbit and go get your favourite drink, snack and watch some feel good tv. Ya slag!

Omg are you in jeans and a t-shirt?
Civies get me so hot.
It would be even hotter if you got into joggies and a vest.
Yeah....wrap in that blanket you cheeky slut

Stimpky and horny pup incoming!

That doesn't look like umami milk.....🤨

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Koda shows off her new chest tattoo; a celtic knot, in the shape of a wolf paw!

I got some new ink!! 🐾💜😍

Im 40 and just got my first credit card.....how crazy should I go?😈

Does the church lady also have a granddaughter in a red hood?

need help cleaning up? 👅

⚡️ Just having a zappy afternoon ⚡️