Yesterday was great fun but I'd love to see some decent batting.

Oh, I found it and fair play to him. Still a scum bastard, like.

I haven't seen what Gary Neville's said, but I have seen it's annoyed Matt Le Tissier and Stan Collymore, so that's something.

God, I want to shoo-oo-oo-oot this whole day down.

'Weeks, not months'. A phrase that makes all Leeds fans shudder.

Boris Johnson...now there's a blast from the past.

Surely we're not still listening to him.

I almost feel bad for enjoying it. I've read all four in about a month. Been getting to two hours before the rest of the house to read them!

Red Riding 1983, by David Peace.

Don't cry because it's over. Cry because it's fucking harrowing.

And on a yellow

Arsenal are very, very good and might win the league. We've just been promoted. There's still an entire league between us and them.

Older! His face and speed...id have had him at nearly 30.

My jaw just dropped. Piroe is 26?!

The unholy trinity on that episode: Wallace, Torode and Sitwell.

RIP Dan James

Serena Wiegman is some woman.

Arancini called, it said yes, you should try deep-frying paella.

When I think of that match, I often think 'ahhh, classic'.

Enjoyed this

Dickheads who say 'crickeder'

Test match cricket. Goes to show you never can tell.

He's never done anything quietly before, so its not a surprise.

Reform has lost 11 councillors and 2 MPs in a matter of months… and when I say ‘lost’ I mean, they’ve quit following rows, impropriety or inability to do their jobs.
So, if Brexit weren’t proof enough, then this barrelling shitshow should confirm forever that they should be nowhere near govt.

Thank you for the cute duck. I needed the cute duck.

I'm willing to listen to this one.

Me: pays for a deep tissue massage every fortnight to fix neck and shoulder tension.

Also me: just found four books, rocks, eight batteries and a pair of shoes in my bag.

Spell it crocs with socs and its fine.

Women's kit with the blue shorts is an improvement and I would welcome it gladly.

@deadbloke.bsky.social and you're now banned from the US.