Had to lock myself in the bathroom at work and try to get myself together so I don't cry uncontrollably in front of everyone over that fucking moon crater they named in tribute to the astronaut's dead wife I got 30 minutes of sleep last night I can't fucking handle this rn!!!

I need to be in the forest. I need it so much it’s hard to care about anything else rn.

Putting all my do-not-put-in-the-dishwasher pots, pans, knives and utensils in the dishwasher and wishing them good luck cus I really don't have the patience to hand wash shit

Idk like next couple of months

Had this inner feeling/knowing randomly pop into my head that 🍊 is going to die soon. If my prophecy is correct cake and champagne are on meee

Let's unlearn fear of insects and spiders together

a screenshot of a twitter conversation axel : making irl mutuals af college y’all this shit is crazy… YCP (qrt): you mean friends prince (comments): 3D oomf

thinking about this

hey, i kinda sorta think you should unlearn your hateful ways, haha

There is A LOT of good in the world too btw. Dare I even say there's more good than bad

She knows she's that girl

This is where tea tree oil comes from

🫂🫂🫂

Ayo when did mother nature get a TREEBL 👀

What's my pay 🧐

No I'm not playing on my phone I'm taking care of business (logging the birds I see on my walk on Merlin)

cunkoneverything 7h explaining myself is too much work just judge me

new life motto

So whenever a female celebrity gets crazy plastic surgery it's because they hate themselves and look chopped but when a male celebrity does it apparently the only plausible explanation is that they've been abducted and killed by the CIA and replaced with a reptilian clone? Interesting

Having to come to terms with the fact that I can't save someone who WANTS to suffer and it's not my job to desperately try to convince them of their worth until I've completely abandoned myself :)

and for the lady? perhaps a fucking break?

Life really has been beating my ass, hopefully it gets better from here

I quit keeping up with anything astrology related for my sanity's sake lol but I've just been informed that it's been a mercury retrograde for the past 3 weeks and honestly yeah that explains some things for sure. BUT TODAY IS THE LAST DAY 🎉

a werewolf aware wolf

Woke up sad but now I'm fine again lol. The universe clearly has bigger plans for me than what I'm obsessing over

I think I gotta

some days i actually feel like im fine then out of nowhere im hit with a devastating pang in my heart that makes me wanna fall to my knees and sob and then i spend the following 3 days crying in bed and barely being able to eat from anxiety nausea until i wake up and feel happy again lol

why do people wanna reclaim the r slur so badly like why do you need to say it that badly. can we all just put it to bed. there’s no funny or positive way to say it anyway like just stop saying it.

personally if i was Jacob Elordi and they wanted me to play Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights i would say absolutely not go ask Dev Patel but that's just me i guess because i wouldn't be caught dead participating in a whitewashed adaptation

my appreciation for life is growing despite the horrors

I've been thinking about solo travel to Italy or spain for the past 2 weeks too even tho it's a scary concept but like is this a sign 😭