The Newspaper: nooooooo you have to debate every bad faith asshole in the worrrrrrld no matter how incoherent or wretched their supposed views are
The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
A+ headline.
defector.com/president-ex...
you don't have to talk to people who are annoying. you can just not do that
Landmark decision with potentially huge impact on social media companies (and - ideally - their users’ (mental) health and wellbeing):
“Tech giants Meta and YouTube were found to be liable for designing their platforms to be addictive, which harmed a 20-year-old's mental health.”
U.S. senators launch investigation into Alligator Alcatraz ‘torture’ allegations
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
Subquestion, how many holes does the new guy punch in walls after he drinks a monster
I’m just trying to figure out if her new gig is ominous head of propaganda for the war machine or made up nothing position so she can technically be paid but no longer on camera
shockingly people are capable of simultaneously,
1. Hating their government
2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more
Oh hey that’s the same reaction the cashier had looking at my drivers license before he furrowed his brows in horror and I’ve never snatched something back so fast in my life 😅
fellas, is it a good sign when the Queen has to join the army reserves?
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-res...
The alt text to this is so funny what 😂😂
I can’t stop buying heated rivalry merch and stuff for embroidery, my finances will never recover 😂
I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens.
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
Normal for being online, so in a much more real sense *no* 🥰
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"
Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
oh my god
Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
This is so funny I’m cackling in my car, what a beautiful way to get through something horrific together with your friends when no condolences could ever be enough
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
a combination urgent care and taco bell
I'm at the combination
…. I have so many questions and none of them are sensitive to how shitty this must actually be so I’m just gonna keep that to myself. Go go gadget throat stretcher though technology is wild
Oh god that’s so scary I’m sorry I hope things will get taken care of so she can heal and yall can spend the time you should’ve had now at that point ❤️
Trump's brain going to pudding within a calendar year of being sworn in is, sadly, what everyone deserves because it's the darkest, stupidest, funniest way it can all go down
Lmao
Did you like the album Big Boi did with Phantogram? It was really cool to see them tour for it together it was surprise after surprise since I didn’t know about the album I had just been at summerfest to see Phantogram and out comes iconic Big Boi along with Chali 2na I wanted to pass out from joy 😂
Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
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