I hate the narrative “he’s just not that into you” because it puts the blame on the woman. Men shouldn’t be fucking women they’re not even into

Guess what?

Aging out? At thirty?!? What’s wrong with these people. That’s when things start getting good!

When I was 28, I was convinced they’d put me down soon. I’m 32 now and I strongly prefer the clientele I attract these days

Reject modernity, return to tradition

Getting a full panel of labs might be a good idea. You might be vitamin deficient if you travel frequently.

If it feels like you’re being hit with an icepick and then like your eyeball is about to pop, those might be cluster headaches (ask me how I know)

Desktop version is free but the in-app subscription is worth it

Lmao! "Let me know." As if. 🤣

Dudes, if someone else books at that exact same time it means he put down a deposit and the absolute last thing I'm doing is going through my inbox to find your messages to let you know?

What I'm actually going to do is open my calendar to confirm his date+time. Duh.

Guys will ask even when they know if you don’t have one 💀

Available now?? Available in 23 minutes? Available at 6am??

Love yall but I’m out here living a big life & need you guys to either get your b0ner emergencies under control or be offering rush fees up front because this past month has been full of very ridiculous not to mention impossible requests 😾

look - social media is fun. I like looking at pictures of food and pets being silly. It's also a decent place to get news.

But the day I have to upload an ID or other biometrics just to log in is the day I leave. And I won't miss a beat.

This place is not vital to my existence.

i’m so grateful the hottest people from twitter migrated to bluesky

Whatever you’re doing with your tax return none of it is as valid as spending it on sexy time with a hot babe 🤷🏻‍♀️

Silence is violence for a reason

#DayofNoSilence

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

some of the funniest people on earth have 264 followers on bluesky

Preparing for a fake client manifests a real one every single time

Need a boy to sit on my chest and let me stroke their wet cock until the cum across my face....

Oh, and good morning! 🙂‍↕️🥰

Some of my favorite selfies from this week 🧵

Honestly this is such a flex. It hasn’t happened often but when it does… 🫠🫠🤤🤤

Which animal was your favorite?

New vid'll be out tomorrow 😘

Omw to finally get my angel fangs downsized

It’s good to be back

I want a girl for each finger 😮‍💨

Going from homeless right to signing a lease is such a flex! Do you have a wishlist so that we can help you get settled in?