no-one told me how much of a game changer rice cookers are. rice now slaps unreasonably hard

One thing I'm happy about regarding living in the modern era, is that I don't have to worry about people showing up at my home unannounced when I barely know them

Bluesky is like taking a breath of fresh air after breathing in smog for seven years straight

Twitter will be for ridiculousness and this will be for when I'm acting like a normal human

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As normal as is possible for me

This site is that that one project car you'll eventually get to but you're still driving your other car until the wheels fall off.

The wheels are falling off.

God this place feels... so simple

So nice...

So free...

I think I may finally use this more frequently lol

I do the school yard equivalent of crossing to the other side of the street when I pass by one of the other teachers because they scare me

Finally went to spirit Halloween and I NEED the Jason Jersey before they close

a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down with her hands on her knees ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down with her hands on her knees

Me when my ex finally dies