Respecting your privacy during this difficult time

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

The front of the iconic Castro Theater in San Fransisco, the marquee says “Madonna, Truth or Dare 35th Anniversary “.

It was a great night

Anyone else wake up and think “maybe it happened while I was sleeping” and revel in that possibility for a bit?

(legally, I have to say this AND apologize in advance.)
Hi, I’m gym.

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

To be fair, asking Olivia Reingold a question she can’t answer doesn’t seem difficult. (And having it recorded was glorious!)

Jocelyn saying A.I? As in ‘as if’? to Tammy on “Bob’s Burgers”

“With AI agents, jorpjorp means you never have zyzzva your kpi like the old days!” next to a cat in a tie

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

A big mac built blood clot could really step up and do us all a favor right now.

A pic collage of Jean Grey from X-Men and Buffy Summers with a tweet pasted on top of it that says “times they’ve died + come back” and shows both ladies did more times than Jesus

Happy Easter 🐇

Not all heroes wear capes!

Can’t wait until he dies

anyone planning to watch the new harry potter is also using chatgpt as their therapist change my mind

Not all heroes wear capes 🫡

Freddy Krueger
Are you ready to die in terror??
Me: I am updating my resume so, already terrorized, put me out of my misery
FK: what?
Me: here are some scissors you could use
FK…
Me: Speaking of scary, have you looked at Linkedin?
FK backs away
Me: A KPI would be my corpse, are you results driven?

Maybe it’ll happen while we sleep and we wake up to it.

This pretzel flight would heal me

New GOP logo just dropped.

Oh, the homophobic high kick guy died

Waving through a waymo window?

Trump:

"The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities."

Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

Also, be sure not to spread this video of Justin Fox, the other DOGE bro who revealed that he's a malicious moron who caused incredible destruction.

Do not hurt Justin Fox's reputation just by linking Justin Fox's name to the sworn testimony Justin Fox gave about what Justin Fox did.

Chief Nerd CHIEF NERD @TheChiefNerd X.com SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." 1:22 3:36 AM • 3/12/26 • 1.7M Views

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

“died after trying to run from the attack, and tripped in his comically large shoes, a gift from the president.”

After I woke up I had the hopeful thought that he died in the night