Mom: Those cats are lucky to have you, they’d still be in the street if it was up to me

Also Mom: *holds, sings, and dances with said cat to Flowers*

I’m not even a Christmas girly but I have THEE cutest dress for holiday shenanigans and I’m excited 🤩

*yelps* You’re GREEN!

Elphaba: Well Tamar have you watched the show? #DragRace

(Yes, I’m high) 🪁

Currently eating popcorn I won at trivia and I literally want to text my teammates and thank them for letting me have it

Post a GIF of your comfort show

It went really well! 🥹

September 2023 vs November 2024

Breaking my silence: I don’t care how topical Hot to Go is, it was too soon to do another Domingo sketch #SNL

I have a dinner first date tonight and I am NERVOUS 😖

I ate delicious ramen in a restaurant that played only Lana Del Rey the entire time we were there and it was amazing

This is probably the first time Gatez has pulled out of anything in his life

Man I can’t wait for the 4-day workweek to be a thing. Monday be coming way too quick for my liking.

No witty caption, I just I took this cute picture of my cats today and thought that y’all needed to know

Counting down the minutes until I can slam my laptop shut and go eat sushi to forget about this crappy day

Going to give this an earnest try this time around

Oooof

Jesus Christ wtf 😡

Ah I see it’s another good day for mediocrity 🙄

Of all the fucking NFL players 😒

Did not realize I’ve been “on” here for 2 months, WHOOPS

One time someone said “what if one of the Squid Game games was plugging a USB in the right way the first time” and, man, that shit fucked me up FOR LIFE. 😫

Finally here! Big ups to @hereliescorri.bsky.social for the invite 🙏🏽