Michael Downashore

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

Oh man... the sardine barracks.

It’s the last Thursday in April, the sun is shining, and the track is open.

The 130th @pennrelays.bsky.social begin at the top of the hour:

Lmao

$999,839

You ever want to be the one who tips this shit over the edge, well

✅ be a solo shot that cuts the deficit to 8 in the 9th inning

I bet he thinks she buys groceries (funny word) at the corner store (whatever that is)

Live for it. Bleed for it. Die for it.

#letsgoflyers #ignitetheorange

One time, I saw Evgeni Malkin fucking a squirrel in a park and the squirrel was saying something to the effect of “that’s so tiny.”

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

I was elected as a democratic socialist, and will continue to govern as a democratic socialist.

100 days in — and we’re just getting started.

Or: How do you think this team is treading overall?

You know how owners and their pets sometimes look alike? This guy definitely looks like Ai.

I guess it’s her word against his ☠️

Dave Grohl also did drums on the Songs for the Deaf album.

Hell yeah man.

exorcise those demons

I think the only way for Joel Embiid to truly excel in the NBA is for him to not be a Sixer.

omg lol wtf why

Kind of jealous you just listened to it for the first time. Just a fun, great album from start to finish.

Boston Globe mock front page from April 9, 2016. Date says April 9, 2017, with giant headline “DEPORTATIONS TO BEGIN” and “Markets sink as trade war looms.”

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

Player page for TYLER SAMANIEGO

🎶 Where in the world is

Best pope

With any luck he’ll suffer from a master stroke

Cannot think of a better use for Eastern State Penitentiary. Do it alongside Halloween.

Another enabler of the president's (lowercase p) insane behavior.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.