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I just got fed the CBS Evening News feed on Twitter, and here are four of the stories they’re featuring tonight.

(In case you were wondering why their ratings are tanking amid a historic news cycle.)

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While at dog prom, where the dogs are just staring at you, while hiking a leg on your 250-year-old furniture, after wrecking your medicine cabinet and plundering your pantry.

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Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

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Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

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Just going to need to remember this when the draft grades come out.

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Just sobbed hardest I have since my mom died in 2020.

She missed these trials by a few months.

One of most ruthless cancers. Hard to fathom that maybe she'd still be here.

I feel such a hole inside.

In case you're wondering if we should fund mRNA research instead of another stupid war ... yes.

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The Inky should read this, from @andrajgarner.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/andr...

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I have found the secret for insuring we don’t skip a show’s intro: get Michael Stipe to write and sing the song.

Rooster is great, by the way.

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How The Onion Won the Infowars Sale — and Shut Up Alex Jones for Good
How The Onion Won the Infowars Sale — and Shut Up Alex Jones for Good YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

Watch the whole episode here:

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Ben Collins knows what he’s about here. He’s after all been a part of this effort for — what? — almost two years now. (And good for him!)

Watch. Study. Much is made, as it should be, of PTFO, but Pablo Torre does one of the hardest things in an interview. He sits, quietly, and lets it come to him.

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The best day to leave X was Oct. 27, 2022.

The next best 1,270 days were any of the 1,270 days since then.

Today is the 1,271st best day to leave X.

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Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

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How Amazon’s AI Algorithms Raise the Prices You Pay Amazon can steer market-wide prices without ever colluding—exposing a gap in antitrust law that the FTC is now fighting to close.

Not great. Amazon has developed a perfectly competitive market in which prices can only go up.

Not to mention: every dollar spent goes to Bezos not local roads, schools, parks.

washingtonmonthly.com/2026/04/20/h...

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We’re defending Western Civilization by kicking Plato and Shakespeare out of university classes.

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The word is out. The blinders are off. People are picking sides.

The side to pick is the local side.

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They’re wearing pocket squares … much of which is hidden inside the pocket.

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I’m mostly concerned about this willing affiliation given the various social identity theories.

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Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

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A political scientist friend has argued to me that there’s room for a third party. He’s previously argued to me that we’re structurally not set up for that.

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Fifteen months in and we’re still getting “we must fight back” social media posts.

“We must fight back” posts from a member of the House Budget Committee.

The time for social media hits has long since passed.

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It could have been worse, thanks. Really, that was just a lot to process all at once.

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NPR has discovered 1980s blue collar motorsports.

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Coughed, sneezed, cleared my throat, and bit my tongue all at once.

Underlining “Maintains and completes multiple ongoing projects at once” on my vita.

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Leading the witness into a silly statement, your honor.

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Sundance’s new bike fleet.

Sundance’s new bike fleet.

It gets worse, Sunny. There are many dinosaurs.

You will need many bikes.

Or, at the very least, a modular storage system.

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This is why we need more copy editors. (Which, for the record, is a gender neutral job. Because it’s a job, and a good one would think about avoiding gendered constructs on weakened weekend stories.)

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I like to ask my colleagues at conferences what class they would teach if they could get just a little bit out of their expertise.

The class I want to teach is entirely about the ambition, history, content, context, and significance of the gold records.

I’ll call it “When We Talked To The Stars.”

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Lots of variables. Life as a variable is a challenging way to run actuarial tables, health care, governance. Grateful for the effort, but yeeesh.

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I like to ask my colleagues at conferences what class they would teach if they could get just a little bit out of their expertise.

The class I want to teach is entirely about the ambition, history, content, context, and significance of the gold records.

I’ll call it “When We Talked To The Stars.”

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