xerxes’ greatest revenge comes to fruition at last

EL PERRO GRANDE CONTRA LOS PADRES

¡ENORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRME!

every Xer has that “we were feral children and we don’t give a fuck about shit!!!!!!! and guess what, we like video games!!!!” screed engraved on their heart

gen xers being treated as minor children

If he dies,

unquestioningly

MOYASE MOYASE
IKARI WO MOYASEEEEEEE

in laws love to fly that freak flag

you have been disintermediated, ponder this on the Tree of Woe

2020 was saved by which of the following?

A. The once-in-a-lifetime deployment of massive, world-changing amounts of fiscal stimulus

B. Omnipotent money genie Donald John Trump willed it

If you chose B, you may be perfect for a career in long only public equities!

It’s great; feels like someone changed your brain’s brake fluid

no it is perfect as it is

i loved doing DD on SME rollup targets because you always found shit like “$500,000 loan to founder at 0.0%” and “fully depreciated 2017 GMC Denali” on the balance sheet

then you talk to execs & the real turds come to the surface

“oh your best AE left bc your CRO masturbated into her coffee mug?”

“loving my flawed earthly parents helped me learn to love my heavenly parents” somehow unintelligible to the biggest brain on earth

Job well done, little bees

Don't wanna jinx it but I might be going back to PE.

Pray for Mojo

NEW YORT

He is risen.

Popping in to wish you and yours a blessed Good Friday

ngl, ignoring this app has been a great blessing for what is left of my mental health

You’re gucci until he’s blowing on a tin whistle and shouting TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO

Indian Law is the kind of thing true legal sickos love because it's equal parts obscure and voodoo

cover of Chandra Manning's What This Cruel War Was Over

Text description of Union soldiers' negative reactions to Southern slaveholders' treatment of enslaved women and family separation

where did you get that

Did I drink? No.

Then it wasn’t that bad a day.

Hang in there, brother

that’s good

at deusvultcrusader struts into the integralist meetup & Leo immediately asks where his wedding garment is

spiritually it was Schopenhauer, the Weird Little Fucker of the earth