you could do a team uniform based on uniforms from the 1800's to signify the US's deep history with the sport, but instead you have these chuds go out and act like they're hot shit fighting in desert storm and then get struck out after three pitches

there are hundreds of uniquely american art forms like rock and roll, jazz, hip hop, blues, funk, country, disco, R&B, comic books, pop art, graffiti, art deco, the list goes on

you could celebrate native american culture, or have barbecue in the dugout, or even rep INVENTING BASEBALL ITSELF

the whole military angle of team USA is so fucking corny and embarassing, plus completely out of touch while we're in the process of entering a forever war with such a jingoistic and aggressive foreign policy administration

not to mention there are a thousand other things for team USA to celebrate!

Introducing the SHUT UP Act, a bill that reduces harmful noise exposure and eliminates vehicle nuisances by making it a misdemanor to:

– modify your vehicle exhaust
– “roll coal"
– obstruct or cover your license plate
– excessively tint your windows
– use aftermarket LED headlights

1/6

played some really fuckin good melee these past few days. sorry to dissapoint y'all with such a short run, but 33rd at genesis ain't nothing to scoff at. we live and we learn

see y'all at the next major

i wish i hadn't burnt myself out of practicing melee when i started by playing fox because now that i actually play a character i find fun practicing and playing, melee is so much less of a chore. in a world not too different than ours, i would've been a 3-2er luigi or DK by now

little moments of brilliance @ sudden death

simple as

haven't registered + no carpool planned + still dogwater at melee, i'm just seeking attention i won't lie

might goof off and learn smash 64 for fight at the museum 2 who knows

you refuse to act, you refuse to dismantle what the GOP has done, and you aid and abet our slide toward autocracy. you're a politician, use your pulpit and actually act for once.

it used to be the party of FDRs and LBJs, genuine legislators that knew how to get shit done and what was good for the common people (for the most part), but now you get the merrick garlands of the world that refuse to act lest they seem "partisan" or the kamala harrises that refuse to abolish ICE

the lesson to learn from 2020 is to actually fight. no more empty promises that it will all naturally return to "normal" once you've toppled the main guy and just fart around for four years. be an actual democrat, believe what you're saying, and act proactively for once.

there are people who are willing to actually fight but they're behind the plexiglass of the most uninspiring, well-funded schlock you've ever seen. you have hakeem jeffries and chuck schumer chumming it up with the GOP while the constitution gets shredded to bits and the common people suffer

i could back AOC but i doubt she'd run. gavin newsom doesn't believe a word that comes out of this own mouth. buttigieg is buttigieg and kamala is kamala. you're left with what? jb pritzker? cory booker? gretchen whitmer? phil murphy??

i legitimately do not know who among the 2028 field is willing to actually fight and push back against all of this. no one is inspiring to me, all of the dems are either some flavor of opportunistic grifter or would never run for POTUS.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

left my controller in spokane on accident and i think it's a sign from Him to stop dicking around

every year, we make a list of 25 songs, and we invite bands into our office to cover them. once a song is covered, it gets crossed off the list, so the later a band comes in, the fewer songs they have to choose from. this is av undercover

i do not practice "tech", i do not "space" my attacks, i do not "win" neutral. i use my GIMMICK. and if my gimmick doesn't land i DO NOT WIN.

man i shouldve waited until grad school to go to UW i cant imagine living in a city other than seattle for 2-4 years

sound transit needs to expand their taxing district i wanna take the light rail all the way to port angeles

if i had $infinity, i would host a washington invitational at a sick new venue every year. just think about a 16 person tournament:
- in a cabin at the foothills of mt rainier
- on the san juan islands
- on top of mt spokane
- at bella swan's house in forks

😫

very funny to me that the first idea for the virtual insanity video was just to legitimately have an omnidirectional treadmill and then they reverse engineered the simpler trick

running events at UW is fine, but at its current rate, big dawg will likely outgrow denny hall by the next iteration. after that, university spaces get really expensive really quickly

i swear the washington scene could easily pull off a 150+ entrant regional if we just had SOMEWHERE to host it

where are all of the sizeable and affordable venues in seattle at dude