two kids, one pushing a bike, on a woonerf in Haarlem. grown ups sitting at a bar.

We should redesign cities for autonomous kids, not autonomous cars.

I pay every penny I owe in taxes, but I must say that this year really felt like a gut-punch on account of all the illegal shit that the federal government is doing with our hard-earned money

Any American who is seriously considering moving out of the U.S. right now due to fear of the current administration... you're experiencing the same anxiety migrants felt when they had to leave their home country seeking refuge from oppressive governments. Welcome to the struggle.

150%.

Seriously @raygunsite.com ? Why move to substack in 2026?

God bless whoever did this.

We also have a solution for this.

#MNWX #MSPFeed

i think we should start a petition to permanently ban pete hegeseth from the minnesota state fair.

it feels like that’s how you excommunicate a minnesotan. sweet martha signs the order. fairchild throws you to the curb.

mary moriarty chopping wood on a farm when two agents pull up with One Last Job

I love this festival!

Not to brag, but just got my Ubuntu laptop to play nice with my docking station. I'm hereby taking the rest of the day off.

Me: did you know Labor Day was supposed to be May 1 in the US but Grover Cleveland was scared we’d all become socialists?

You: ma’am this is an Arby’s

"Love one another" appears 13 times in the New Testament.

Pastor Brandon may have skipped those pages.

People dress up in costume as insects with ice vests

LICE protesters at #nokings DC

Jennifer 🍄 @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18 PM

NYC has pizza rat. Minneapolis has pizza squirrel.

When the narrative shifts this fast, it’s not evidence of a conspiracy, it’s evidence of a lie struggling to keep up with itself.

Lies trip you up when your story changes.👇

it’s absolutely DELUSIONAL at this point to believe ice agents will act like regular tsa workers OR that travelers of any color let alone black and brown ones will be safe in the airport.

it doesn’t matter what they say. it matters what they do.

#MNSpring means shoveling snow away from where the clothesline goes

Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger YouTube video by Fr. Eckle Studios

One of the best things about parenting is blowing their little minds with seriously antique internet: youtu.be/K2cYWfq--Nw?...

On the left, a picture of young Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli (long hair stoner kid in a Colt 46 tee) in the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High labeled as "How you remember your friend from high school". On the right a picture of a current Sean Penn as Stephen Lockjaw (intense fascist in police fatigues) from the movie One Battle After Another labeled "When you find them on Facebook".

Sean Penn's characters really bookend this phenomenon perfectly.

Americans are dying and paying more for everything because of this turd.

We should be humiliated.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

Trump Admin Drops the Olive Branch from U.S. Seal on New Dime Coins, Keeps the Arrows A new dime coin entering circulation in 2026 is sparking conversation after eagle-eyed Americans noticed a small but significant detail in its design

I feel like this is missing necessary punctuation between “over” and “tyranny” — like the Lionel Hutz joke from The Simpsons

Everyone on the ground has seen terrible things. The overall action has died down, but the terror still quietly happens.

More the other way around. Used to work at a women's clinic that gave them out, nurses would teach how at exams if requested

"Then Jesus said to the leper, 'Have you your papers? Why do you have an accent?'"

Great idea!