some kind of frat carnival with dubstep blasting at the end of my street for the past two hours

job search update was passed over for a restaurant role a few weeks ago but on friday the manager offered me a different (better) job only to take it back this morning because the place is shutting down lolnice

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

NEW: Archbishop Paul Coakley, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, responds to Trump’s post attacking Pope Leo.

Says he is “disheartened” and argues that Leo is “not a rival” but rather “the Vicar of Christ who speaks from the truth of the Gospel." www.usccb.org/news/2026/ar...

today i turned 32 and played catan and drank a milkshake from sonic and kissed my dog a lot ain’t life grand

2/2 but my transom
window blew out during that most recent wind storm last month

got flustered at qdoba and got queso on my salad like a FOOL

2 week ceasefire:

Is that bad?

Shelly Kittleson, American Journalist Abducted in Iraq, Is Freed The journalist, Shelly Kittleson, was abducted by a militia allied with Iran and held for a week. Iraqi officials say she was freed in exchange for the release of militia members.

Breaking News: Shelly Kittleson, an American journalist who was abducted in Iraq by a militia allied with Iran, was freed after a week in captivity.

According to @status.news, journalists at the White House Correspondents dinner are plannning to make a "subtle but pointed statement" with their attire, such as "pocket squares and pins with the words of the First Amendment."

w ww.status.news/p/whcd-first-amendment-merchandise-trump

Meanwhile...

reddit algorithm had it too easy today considering this involves my current city in maryland 🤝 my hometown in maryland 🤝 one of my favorite bands

Feds reconsider plans for new ICE detention center in Maryland The federal government is “reconsidering the precise scope” of a planned immigration processing and detention center in Washington County, according to new court records.

Breaking: ICE says it is "reconsidering" the scope of a planned immigration detention center in Washington County. Details, with more to come: www.thebanner.com/politics-pow...

Another day to remind you all of the merits of the Maryland judiciary case search

When I moved to Baltimore a lot of family was concerned about the crime. But last night, in Silver Spring, someone broke into my mom’s car and stole a case of Spindrift (they left the other one.) What do you say to THAT?!

Susan Abbott
American artist,
b 1951
Walking Up from the River, n.d.
oil on linen panel
24 × 24 inches

#Americanart

The Polymarket bar, playing on the “Monitoring the Situation” meme, is a bust.

After waiting outside for nearly an hour and a half in the rain because of technical issues—power and wifi going out—none of the TVs are working.

Staff say everything will be back up and running tomorrow.

Ramazan Bayramınız mübarek olsun!

Eid Mubarak!

6’1 by Liz Phair because I’m 5’2

I’m the first to defend DC as a city but maybe we do deserve the hate.

You can make fun of a certain BuzzFeed as much as you want. But there was a multi year period where BuzzFeed News was one of the best journalism outlets out there, with a huge team of incredibly talented journalists. It’s a shame they killed that.

Goes without saying I don’t know anything, but A Little Life has (to my knowledge) only been on stage in the UK.

pretty bonkers that I’m now like two degrees of separation from an Oscar winner all because I’ve spent so much time going to stinky punk shows in DC

Best recent Oscars purely because it ended before 11pm

Vince and Landry from the East Dillon Lions in Friday Night Lights

There's only one Silver Spring!

imagine the Simpsons ‘do it for her’ meme but instead of Maggie the photos are of a Switch 2 and Pokopia that’s my job search mentality

The Washington Post Is Using Reader Data to Set Subscription Prices. How Does That Work? - Washingtonian If recent events have not compelled you to cancel your Washington Post subscription, then you might have been in for sticker shock at the dawn of your latest billing cycle. Many readers have been…

Many Washington Post readers have been notified via email that their subscription rates are set to increase. Nestled at the bottom of these emails, you’ll find an asterisk and the following: “This price was set by an algorithm using your personal data.”

Colman McCarthy, 87, Journalist Who Waged Peace in the Classroom, Dies

My high school peace studies teacher passed away. It was the best class I took, and he was a visionary.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/b...