Good luck Mr.

I have mate.

He's a decent keeper, just goes missing when it matters most.

London! First run out tonight of my new Radio 4 stand up series. See it live tonight at 6pm. Tickets in the link below.

Live at Leeds at the weekend.
First time seeing Fat Dog, Gurriers, Getdown Services, Kingfishr, all ace.
Big headline set from Bloc Party and a big sing-along with the Manics. Good weekend!

NEW TOUR!

Another dumb title, another uncomfortable pose: that's right, l've got a new show and I'd love you to see it.

On-sale this Friday. Sign up to my mailing list for pre-sale (link in bio)!

Remember Monday were perfect for Eurovision! Camp, playful, excellently executed, many octaves covered. Well done.

It's just wrong when you get the warmer weather than us!

My grandmas were immigrants, my mum & sisters in law are immigrants; my sister & nephews are migrants. My kids study maths, Shakespeare, dance, act & score tries alongside the kids of immigrants. My dad’s life was saved by immigrants. Immigrants have made us richer, wiser, stronger

Win the fight

I may have scheduled KC & The Sunshine Band a bit more on Absolute 80s lately.
"nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-na... Leeds are going up, going up, LEEDS ARE GOING UP!
💙💛💙

And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

- David Byrne, trying to use the office printer

We love making life hard! Got there in the end.

All we need to do is equal whatever Burnley do

I think I live a far happier life ignoring every one of those reports.

Also pointless given FFP rules. They can't just load us with money.

Next album cover looks hard. Sleaford Mogs.

I like when it's done well. Southbank Centre and Leeds University are both brilliant. There are other examples which don't work as well.

Took a trip to the Barbican after work, what a beauty. Had a nose at the British Black Music exhibition too, worth a look.

Happy birthday Shakespeare

WONDERFUL!

Wahey!!!

Hüsker Dü! Gang Of Four? Amazing. I promise I am not Iain Clements, but I imagine our record collections might have an overlap or two.

You too Sir.

Better get on with it then!

Hooray, I'm delighted for you Neil! A bit of stability is always welcome. Hope you're doing OK too.

Nope.

The new Wet Leg track is a BANGER. Cannot wait to play it on the radio for you.

He's not playing a lot at the mo, but that is a bit of a shame.

Ha. Pass!

Man Utd are one badge re-design away from 'doing a Leeds'.