*Chosen voice* Impressive

The pool thing was like two months ago how does nobody remember it already

Respectfully, may I have permission to slurp?

Donate to Help Katie Beat Her Tumor with Radiation Treatment, organized by Kara Jorgensen My dog Katie has been recently diagnosed with a soft tissue sarcoma … Kara Jorgensen needs your support for Help Katie Beat Her Tumor with Radiation Treatment

In 2 weeks, I need to pay the balance of Katie's radiation treatments. If anyone would like to share the post or chip in, I would be eternally grateful.

Cletus Clarence the Clownboy 4☀️☀️☀️
Legendary Creature - Clown Sheriff
Whenever you cast an Artifact, Surveil 3. This creature gains a +1/+1 counter for every 2 Sheriff creatures under your control. 3/3
"Just ask any rodeo posters with my face on it. I'll be able to hear you."

Also for those of you who continue to whine that writing all text is too much trouble, exhibit a.

(and NO, I’m not talking about people who are UNABLE for any reason to write it so step away from my ass before you decide to try and crawl up it. it’s taco Tuesday and I am prepared to live más)

Tubi Feels Like the Back Room of a Horror VHS Store (And That’s Why It’s Perfect) - SmallTownCreepy Today, cinephiles and horror fans have their pick of streaming services. There’s the quintessential Shudder, the mainstream giants like Netflix and Hulu, and niche platforms like FoundTV that cater to...

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Shocked at the revelation that Crunchyroll fucking over voice actors has completely ruined Mob Psycho 100 for me to the point that I don't even enjoy the two opening songs anymore

Another year, another the things worth living for aren't outweighing the things not worth living for

New YouTube Video! Out now!

Let’s learn about Louie and how he was LOST and FOUND

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Edited by @editthealien.bsky.social !!

"AI is for autistics" may be the most offensive thing I've heard as an autistic person, and I grew up when the r-word was uttered every other sentence

This device would be a banger at the mime house where the daughter wants to go to clown college

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

(continued)
"The creepy part is nobody present remembers anything about the robbers." - Cletus Clarence

Heehaw Cornslaw 5💀🔴
Legendary Creature - Outlaw Bandit
Deathtouch
Onion Breath - Once during your turn, you may pay 3💀💀. If you do, all creatures selected opponent controls toughness becomes 1 until end of turn. 2/2

Wanted Poster 1💀💀
Artifact
Flash
When a Bandit or Outlaw creature enters the battlefield, you may attach this card to that creature.
The Outlaw or Bandit creature this card is attached to cannot attack and gains +0/+2

Hokeypoke Roanoak 4💀🔴
Legendary Creature - Outlaw Bandit
Reach First Strike
This creature cannot be targeted by the effects of Coyote Peyote 4/4
"My sharpshooting skills with rubber bands are peerless!"

Flashback Friday 2💀
Creature - Human Ninja
Double Strike
When this creature enters, draw a card. 2/2

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"Gives us all hope knowing it's out there keeping folks safe."
- Harmony Peppercorn, about Justice Peacebridge

Justice Peacebridge, Symbol of Honor 5☀️☀️
Legendary Planeswalker - Justice
+1: Put a +1/+1 counter on one Sheriff creature you control
-3: Give a +1/+1 counter and Vigilant to all Sheriff creatures you control
-10: Create three 4/4 white and red Deputy creature tokens with Vigilant
5

These are probably horribly balanced and some effects/keywords aren't correct lol

Lucky Stars 4☀️🔴
Legendary Creature - Horse Mount
Saddle
First Strike
When mounted by Eldorado Cornslaw, this creature gains +1/+1
Exhaust 2 - Direct one attack to Eldorado Cornslaw and one attack to this creature
3/4

The story for Law of the Land isn't really coming together so I'm imagining all these fun characters as Magic cards lol

Eldorado Cornslaw 4☀️
Legendary Human - Sheriff
When this creature mounts Lucky Stars, untap this creature and it gains+2/+2 and First Strike.
"I thank my Lucky Stars that I got here just in time." 3/3

Watched half of it today. It's fantastic. Lots of last episode spoilers in the comments though, so just sit with the show & only read comments on a rewatch. I will be seeking out more weird stuff

I guess hfjOne is good and weird enough to tide me over till June

What are the most difficult rolls to get out of the toilet paper package & why is it the top left & bottom middle?

Especially season 3, bc it has pound for pound all the best scenes & fights. All the hype left is Hikari v Kashimo, Christmas Eve, the laugh-off, & the Domain Expansion. Season 3 is STACKED

Between the budget & adaptation fixes/changes/improvements, I can see Jujutsu Kaisen going down as one of the all-time great animes, unless it pulls some Promised Neverland horseshit.

For the next 23 hours, it is the anniversary of the day of my birth