Holy Smedley Butler!!!

??? welp that's a hang-up that's really gonna set you back

search on tiktok! nothing is going to be as good as studying the source material on the app imho

Cigarettes that moan when you smoke them

The fact that there are no pokemon battles in Pokopia kind of suggests that without humans, pokemon all just live in peace and won't use their powers to harm one another.

hold up, somebody put red dye 40 in my tert-butylhydroquinone!!

sorry, can't. I'm busy turning a barely noticeable pimple into a full-on wound.

aot chud md

one time i saw my cat on the bed and said "aw look at Her 🥺" and it was a bag of potato chips

one time i saw my cat on the bed and said "aw look at Her 🥺" and it was a bag of potato chips

I haven’t had a sugar daddy scammer in weeks. I’m losing it

you know what, go ahead and put in the newspaper that i got mad

it's literally perfect!!!

me tooo. like i really shouldn't spend the money but yeah 😭

Not the US government representing themselves as fucking beerus dragon ball in their propaganda video

it did! but i distinctly remember my web page drafts never being synced with the mobile app drafts

i would cry

for sale: crocheted white bag, unfinished.

beg

noooooo come back!!!!!!1?!

can't wait to see bad bunny ass*ssinate the pr*sident at the halftime show

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

there are good memes
and there are bad memes
why has god abandoned us

People who notice cool birds are better lovers everybody knows that

A series of photographs with motion blur, so museum visitors look like ghosts while the ghosts on display look solid and real

Photographing ghosts at the amazing ghost exhibition in Basel Kunstmuseum, Switzerland

Debrah Messing has gone silent…..

can any stock brokers help me invest my neopoints in light of the new tariffs

ma'am this is the please touch museum not the please shit museum

im at the please touch museum and everybody knows you

wait you're telling me the cruelty is the point? really? i didn't know that. i am hearing this now for the first time