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Aw, I love that story! You did such an incredible job on the art. One of my first and still favorite comics I've ever written.

...sooo are we getting residuals now or...?

Oh, we had that. Plus my dad's insistence that if you looked at a dog while it was pooping you'd get a stye in your eye.

He got MAD if he thought you were watching the dog poop!

Period Two-Piece? Historical Horny? Pretty/Stupid/Fun?

Much the same way I will someday be gifted a cocaine riddled raccoon-squirrel with a drinking problem, BUT STILL

Omg who the fuck let you get ferrets

Albertson's. YEAH I'LL NAME N' SHAME

Oooh, nice detecting!

I just need 5 minutes and a bottle of Jaeger

I used to make dudes like them cry in bars, and I'm pretty sure I still could

A pile of chopped raw meat, labeled "Red Velvet Cake Slice"

Tell me your grocery store used AI to assign their photos without telling me, etc etc

Caress Me Down YouTube video by Sublime - Topic

youtu.be/-V97ECdX1nE?...

Pretty much any AC/DC song has a banger opening, but Shook Me All Night Long is the personal fave.

Ohh yeah, that's the shit

ADHDinner

A diner style menu made for exactly one person (Stuntdiiick) and a dog (The Dog) Velvet Hippo Cafe: Dinner Menu All dinner entrees accompanied by oven roasted broccoli, fresh baked biscuit or garlic toast, and chopped house salad with assorted dressings HAPPY HIPPO HAMBAGU Hamburger Steak topped with a tasty demi-glace, plus choice of potato (as long as it's mashed) or buttered rice. DINO DINNER: CHICKEN LIMONE or ROAST GARLIC CHICKEN All-white chicken breast cutlets sauteed in a light lemon sauce on a bed of saffron rice. Or juicy boneless thighs roasted with garlic AND SO MUCH FUCKING BUTTER!!! BARDA’S BANGERS Onion & Ale Irish Bangers, with mashed potatoes and rich brown gravy. Add an over-medium egg for no charge! (And only MINOR side-eye!) BABY’S BAKED SPAGHET Hearty golden protein pasta baked with a spicy italian meat sauce and just a touch of parmesan (also available unbaked) TOKYO TILAPIA (currently sold out) Cajun, lemon butter, or salt-baked Tilapia with rice, miso soup, pickles, and sesame salad.

WHITE PEOPLE TACO (or enchilada) NIIIIGHT!!! Ground beef soft tacos with the traditional accoutremonts (Ortega Sauce). With advance notice, your choice of ground beef or braised chicken enchiladas, easy on the cheese. Served with yellow rice, or just gobble down three in a row! PEDANTIC PIE Ground beef and veggies in a savory gravy, topped with a tasty mash, Jen! ANYTIME EGGY BREKKIE Classic two egg breakfast with widdle sausages and hash brown patties. Optional French Toast up in that bitch as well. BESPOKE FAVORITES [aka,we have to go to the store first]: Shrimp Fajitas Spicy Cajun Chicken Pasta Blackened Fish Tacos Meatloaf Short Rib Something Or Other Those Potatoes You Like BARDA BRUNCH Dog food. Because she's a dog. (jk, a fresh scrambled egg and dog friendly fruit or baby carrots with peanut butter for God’s Biggest Baby™. NO GRAPES!)

ALL NEW LATE NIGHT HIPPO MENU CHARCUTIE Red fox cheddar for you, a bunch of pickles and crackers and shit for me. DRIVE-IN DELIGHT Let's all go to the lobby for fresh popped popcorn, candy, and an ice cold Coca-Cola! Accompanied by the Hammer film of your choice. WE HAVE PIZZA HUT AT HOME A delightful Totino’s extravaganza of both party rolls and a little square pizza. Or we order a pizza you’ll totally leave out on the counter overnight, and then we’ll both just deal with it. I dunno. We’ll definitely be pretty drunk by this point. WHATEVER ICE CREAM I HAVE IN THE FREEZER Whatever ice cream I have in the freezer.

Why not spice up your meal planning - and avoid doing your real job - by creating elaborate diner menus for your loved ones?

TO THE CAKE MACHINE!!

My worst devil was being obsessed with playing the game *correctly* and not missing anything (to the detriment of actually enjoying it).

Once I finally broke out of that, I could do a couple hundo hours on a Skyrim or Dragon Age playthrough without ever touching the main storyline.

Literally was just ahbloohoooing because I forgot to buy more teeny frozen cakes.

And now I am bereft of cake.

It's like they're trying to speed-run all the reasons Kissinger is finally in hell

"Some of you [poors, minorities] will die, but it's for [utterly pointless, illegal war for rich people] FREEDOM" was definitely a memorable approach.

I mean, it's what they've always *done* but the unabashed "oh yeah, lots of Americans are gonna die for this" was certainly novel.

On this day in video game history:

Oh dang, now you reminded us about naan pizza

It's me and Pere together again, and it's called "Dig Six Graves" which basically the most badass title something is allowed to be.

I ain't telling you about the "COWBOOM."

You will have to discover that for yourself.

The first page of "Dig Six Graves" from Pacheco/Perez. Which, we should all admit, is the most badass title of a comic ever.

The second page of "Dig Six Graves" from Pacheco/Perez. Which, we should STILL admit, is the most badass title of a comic ever.

Oh hey, did #TeamKrazyGoat sneak in here out of fughin' nowhere with a DUSTBOWL OLD MAN LOGAN story?? Out TOMORROW???

oh shit we did

Marvel Preview: Logan: Black, White & Blood #3 • AIPT share.google/vIxi48XUO5hu...

...[stares at patreon account]

Hmm.

(Also, check your dang messages)

Damn. Karlos Rosé would have been a killer burlesque/drag name for me back in the day.

I sure did! Welcome to heck!

bsky.app/profile/choo...

Well Randy mentioned something then I said something then Randy sent us this picture.

Totes normal progression of events.