They say ‘sorry’ implies regret. I imply nothing of the sort.

ife's been... interesting lately 😅 had to handle some stuff, still figuring parts of it out tbh. we'll probably chat about it as we go. but rn? i've got a TON of content ready to drop and i'm hyped to share it all with y'all. who's ready? 🫡🔥 #backatit"

This is not a Hashtag Ad. But if you or your brand would like to make one — or would prefer this never happened — either way, I'm easy. These energy drinks don't buy themselves. 🙃

Monster Cock. Literally. What did you think I meant?

Yeah I’ve got ADHD:
A Damn Hard Dick.

How could I end an amazing trip to @CollabWeekPV without whipping my (very tired) dick out in an airport lounge washroom. Next stop: overnight in Houston to sell my truck then back home Tuesday.

Woke up from a nap where I dreamt that someone was hosting a gangbang where they were using an airport security x-ray machine to get extremely internal shots. My brain is broken.

#FatCockFriday just got doubled. Met up with @spaceshipgirth.com at @jetsnakedbeach.bsky.social during @collabweekpv.bsky.social yesterday. Beach content incoming… and Sunday we’re trading sand for sheets. 🛏️

Sniffies going down last night reminded me of my corporate days when Slack would crash. Same energy. Same panic. Same ‘how do I reach my colleagues’ problem.

Heading to fetish night @STUDSBEARBAR in PV. Quick clarification: pup stuff is my kink. Being pedantic about the difference? That’s my fetish.

All checked in at Almar for @collabweekpv.bsky.social with @gazbearington.bsky.social who just taught me how instagram stories work and hopefully he didn't just create a monster. (instagram.com/thathimbo to see if he did)

It was a great visit to SoCal (I’ll be back next month) but now I’m off. Next stop Puerto Vallarta and #collabweekpv (taking a nap on the plane to feel less exhausted than I look )

Made it to LA and off to the Eagle for lost puppy. If you see me say hey, might have a bone for you

Back to regular programming. Home in SoCal for Thanksgiving promoting what teenage me used to hide, hanging out in LA around CLAW this weekend, then off to @CollabWeekPVon Monday.

Thanks to the magic of not checking that everything actually posts, you get to see my childlike wonder of seeing snow in the place that I live for the first time (not a ton of snow in SoCal) after said snow has already melted.

As much as one can have a favorite pair of socks, these ones that @pupcoda.bsky.social got me are definitely mine

Two years ago today. New city, new body, new life. Took some time to figure out this version of me. Can’t wait for you to see what I found along the way…

Banged up but nothing serious. Taking it easy for a few days, back to regularly scheduled programming soon.“

So yeah, actual story:
Was riding yesterday and someone turned in front of me. My @ride_bmc bike handled things incredibly well, but it could have been a very different story. 14 hours in the ER but walked out (okay, crutched out).

You should see the other guy (the other guy is a Jeep and it’s missing a mirror now)

Headed to ATL to do pride with a bunch of other creators. Might as well start with the content now… 😈✈️

My phone’s view while I try and figure out why FaceID isn’t working…

Went for a ride to go get some lunch and when I looked up realized I had inadvertently ended up at the sears tower. Gotta love a happy accident

Happy #NationalThankYouDay to a plethora of people, including you for watching these dumb videos. Words are hard, but thanks! #PlethoraOfThanks #GratefulButDumb #WordsAreHard

So glad I ran into @boyelperrito.bsky.social today to help me celebrate #nationalhugyourhound day!

Gladly

Happy #NationalSwapIdeasDay! Got distracted… again… but mostly thinking about how I’d love to whisper something filthy in your ear later. Just my voice, your hand, and you being such a good boy for me. What should that ‘something’ be? Let’s swap ideas.

Watching the #appleevent and my dick pics are gonna be next level 🍆📸😈

Who says being a wonderful weirdo isn’t hot? Celebrating #wonderfulweirdoday in my pup hood , dick out and very proud of my ‘weird’. What makes YOU a wonderful weirdo? Share below 👇
The best one might just inspire me to act it out. 😈🐶🐻🎥

People hear me say I’m dumb and think it’s an insult. Not stupid—Dumb is a grin and a shrug. Dumb is “oops.” Stupid’s “ouch.” Guess which one I am.
#DumbNotStupid #HimboEnergy #DumbWisdom #AtLeastImPretty #OopsNotOuch

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