Well, I guess we get to call the new CEO "John Apple" now.

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00 TORONTO – In a special offer The Beaverton has graciously offered to let Doug Ford escape from his embarrassing ‘I bought myself a private jet with taxpayer money’ scandal this afternoon, by selling u...

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00

With the L.A. breakfast spot "Egg Slut" coming soon to Toronto, let's hope we soon get these other restaurants that I just made up:

- Pizza Perv
- Burger Gimp
- Coffee Creep
- Smoothie Goon

Literal chat btwn me and my editor after publishing Friday's column:

Ed: You need to write about the Gravy Plane next

Me: Hang on, let's see if they dig in on this or bail before Monday

I'm learning about crude oil quality:

- light sweet crude
- light sour crude
- medium sweet crude
- medium sour crude
- heavy sweet crude
- heavy sour crude

But what about these I just made up:

- moody crude
- rude crude
- dude crude
- broody crude
- nude crude(!?)
- kind of blue crude

I can't think of anything more disgusting than a space toilet.

Really can't shake the analogy of the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-05, with Donald Trump playing the role of Nicholas II

Former Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu crosses floor to Liberals | CBC News The Liberals have picked up another Conservative floor-crosser, bringing them one seat closer to a majority government.

Wow, another floor crossing to the Liberals?! It really makes Canadian politics super interesting! And, uh, this recent crossing seems like an odd fit…


www.cbc.ca/news/politics/cons...

It's funny how a two week delay is always the fallback position. Like always choosing rock in rock, paper scissors, but acting like it's strategic.

Vote for Comedy Bang! Bang! for the Webby Awards.

Vote for the podcast that WON’T quit. vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

Analysts Say Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Offers Best Shot At ‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Starring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Analysts Say Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Offers Best Shot At ‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Starring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theonion.com/analysts-say-paramount-w...

Canada-wide recall issued over listeria risk in popular meal kits Canadians with Hello Fresh meal delivery subscriptions should check their orders due to an urgent recall. On Monday, the Canadian Food Inspection Age…

This might be the end of Hello Fresh…

www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2026...

As I’ve often said since, a Trump presidency didn’t start to seem possible to me until the UK’s Brexit vote. If the UK could do that…

Rapper Afroman wins lawsuit against police over mocking their 2022 raid in viral music videos The Grammy-nominated rapper Afroman has won a defamation lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff’s deputies who sued him over music videos that used home security footage to mock them over a 2022 raid of his home.

The Afroman trial, and basically everything about it, is definitely my top favourite moment of 2026!

apnews.com/article/afroman-po...

Dirt-Covered Trump Boys Attempt To Siphon Gas From Ground

Dirt-Covered Trump Boys Attempt To Siphon Gas From Ground theonion.com/dirt-covered-trump-boys-...

We bought our EV in 2025 shortly after the government rebates were paused or eliminated. And after federal consumer carbon tax was dropped as well. Our purchase felt like bad timing! But…I really wasn't expecting 2026 to be the year of a new oil war, but here we are…

We just came back from our first road trip in our EV (Mini Countryman SE). We drove to Ottawa for the weekend. Fun! The fast charging experience was pretty good, but it's wild the number of phone apps you end up installing just for what should be a simple transaction.

A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged

I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18

How does all of this affect the next Riyadh comedy festival?

I'm dying to know what wacky tariff-based approaches they were considering before ultimately settling on bombing and hoping for the best.

It’d be a great time to go to your podcast provider of choice and subscribe to Superego.

Stay frosty.

Suddenly of possible interest:

"President Trump Cannot Legally Impose Tariffs Using Section 122 of the Trade Act of 1974"

Pierre Poilievre crosses floor to Liberals OTTAWA - Following three recent floor crossings to the Liberals, the Conservative Party has lost a fourth MP after Alberta MP Pierre Poilievre announced that he would be crossing the floor to join Mar...

Pierre Poilievre crosses floor to Liberals

That mildly embarrassing moment when you catch yourself apologizing (out loud!) to the robot vacuum for being in its way. And then, the small rush of pride because you still value manners and politeness!

Apple patches decade-old iOS zero-day exploited in the wild : Flaw abused 'in an extremely sophisticated attack against specific targeted individuals'

Update your iPhones to iOS 26.3, CVE-2026-20700 is pretty bad!

go.theregister.com/feed/www.t...

CALLED IT www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...

Salesforce puts Heroku out to PaaSture : Still supported with no death date set, but no new features planned

Well, it looks like Heroku is on its way to a slow death:

www.theregister.com/2026/02/0...

Incident with Pull Requests

Huh, GitHub is having issues?

www.githubstatus.com/incident...

Flickr discloses potential data breach exposing users' names, emails Photo-sharing platform Flickr is notifying users of a potential data breach after a vulnerability at a third-party email service provider exposed their real names, email addresses, IP addresses, and account activity.

The email notification was a fun reminder that I still have a Flickr account and Flickr is still, I guess, a thing! www.bleepingcomputer.com/news...

I realize this isn't terribly important right now, but Pizza Libretto in Toronto has the best take on a Hawaiian pizza. It's an amazing combo of grilled pineapple, ham, bacon, jalapeño, and "hot maple" sauce (maple syrup, cayenne, and chili flakes). The combo of sweet and spicy is just the best!