unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

Myanmar military regime widens sanitary towel ban, claiming rebels use them for first aid

WTAF?

www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

That sneakers company turning to AI and people investing and celebrating a company with 0 relevant expertise pivoting was a perfect illustration of that bubble.

Gudtrip The first agentic cannabis device Not just a vape. A connected earning device. Gudtrip combines premium cannabis, blockchain rewards, and AI-powered asset tools in one product

Happy 4/20 everyone

I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Your Backpack Got Worse On Purpose In 1986, a corporation that made women's lingerie bought every backpack brand you've ever trusted.

“In 2000, they bought The North Face. Same year, they bought Eastpak. In 2004, Kipling. In 2007, Eagle Creek. By the time they were done, VF Corporation controlled an estimated 55% of the US backpack market….More than half. One company.”

You would think that would flag monopoly concerns….

Careful, don't look at @bencollins.bsky.social's profile if you don't want to know 😂

For decades scientists thought that learning a second language had a negative effect on children's mental development, because the kids that didn't grow up with only English as their native language scored worse on the tests in English. 🤯

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

I've donated bloob by the gallon!

I need a shirt

Transportation Choices | Official Merchandise | Bonfire A coalition designed to get more transportation choices, that get you where you need to go. Transportation Choices Coalition is a statewide policy and advocacy nonprofit...

BRB from shopping

“Seattle needs a complete system!”

“Ballard and West Seattle are neighbors. The fences between us have grown too high. Let’s cut them down. The extension to West Seattle will not be complete until it goes to Ballard.” - @westseaurbanism.bsky.social

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

Pshhhh, do you hear the duck still quacking inside the wolf's belly?!? 🤣

Reminds me of the "musician" raging at Bandcamp for delisting his AI "creations."

If you wanna give me your AI output we can cut out the middle man and you can just give me the prompt and I'll image the rest.

"one in ten new cars sold in Europe by December 2025"

My friend from Australia told me that subjectively it's even more over there

You cannot put this kind of technology back in the bag ...

And now my mind is remembering the Print Ad titled HARBOUR (by BDDP & Fils Paris) for Manix Lubricant from 2001.

It's much safer to sun-burn some taint 🤣

Brett has us feeling gay, and I don't just mean feeling joyful, light-hearted, carefree, merry, or brightly showy.

Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Hot Urbanist Spring"
See the whole thing here: southseattleemerald.org/voices/2026/...

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

Screenshot of Google search AI summary: An erection that persists for more than one Mixed Semidiurnal Tide (which lasts approximately 12 hours and 25 minutes) significantly exceeds the standard medical safety threshold of four hours. ubiehealth.com +1 Such a condition is known medically as priapism (specifically, low-flow or ischemic priapism) and is considered a medical emergency.

The ai just converted tides into hours

Talk to your fishmonger if the erection persists for more than one Mixed Semidiurnal Tide.

The best explanation I have heard was that shortly after Trump's statement Leavitt said the image was "doctored"...