There ain’t no striker better.

That decision to shoot at the end was out of desperation.

I believe in Jean-Philippe Mateta.

Palace turned a corner weeks ago and haven’t looked like relegation candidates for a while now.

Saints at home today. They’re winless on the road and have just two points from their nine away games this season.

You know the rest.

Vintage MOTD 💉

Party time at an empty Amex. Just glorious. 🔴🔵

Looks like he’s resigned to his fate.

That’s another pen?

Apparently outside the box.

That’s a pen?

Wolves deserve to go down for having their badge in the centre of the kit and the kit manufacturer up to the left.

There are only four teams in the Premier League unbeaten in four matches. Liverpool (1st), Chelsea (2nd), Arsenal (3rd) and Palace (17th).

Mad how long we’ve been in the Premier League. For so much of my childhood it felt like the unachievable dream.

Yeah, I get that. But if it’s not the goal, what is?

Can’t help but feel our slow start to the season has absolutely killed us in a season where Europe was very achievable. So many usually dependable teams hit and miss, leaving it wide open below the top four.

The smell of mulled wine is the ultimate catfish.

George Russell woke up and chose violence. 😳

Tbf they seem to have scheduled it quite well with that in mind. Not a million miles for the Brentford fans getting back to London and the United fans getting back to Surrey tonight.

😂

Amazon staggered kick-offs are class because you never have to sit through a HT break.

Southampton fans must be exhausted. Shoot themselves in the foot so often.

“Sit down if you love Norwich, sit down if you love Norwich” 🎶

Three points again ole ole 🦅

Here we go.

Lerma in the @squawka.bsky.social team of the week 💪

Don’t let @gilesyl14.bsky.social see this!

I know but it’s just a dreadful opening lyric. The songwriting equivalent of ending a story with “then I woke up and it was all a dream”

What in the GCSE music is this btw?

Arsenal playing Wednesday mate.