Under repair: Shower off limits 😤

Yaaaaaaa! I was air humping in my sleep 🫠

Good morning my dears. Let's spend it in bed. 😚

Yes, we have been together in this whole thing for a long time!

Thank you ❤️

Thanks Richard ❤️

Hugs Mike. Sorry to have share the news about it. 😔

Idea: as part of our controlled crash out to get it all out of our systems we should all go get LISA tribute tattoos. Not me, Im not a tattoo person. But you should for sure. Make it iconic, make up a whole backstory. 😌

RIP LISA
🐾 2014-2026 🐾

Don't mind the Pokémon on the bed or cummy tissues on the floor. It's just life stuff. ☺️

I'm hiding from everything this weekend. (Except the socials.)

Me and Leon Kennedy are the same age. And we both been fighting the monsters for just as long. 🧟‍♂️💥🔫😌

Yes, it disabled both accounts and came directly from Meta.

I think so too. It was probably a mass reporting by bots and was quickly reversed when I challenged it. The photo ID requirement for the review is very suspicious though.

Actual photo taken the moment Jesus saved Barry Bearson from an unjust social media death. 😌

If you come over we can put these together. I'm talking about our weiners. 🥳

I get less hugs than that outcast baby monkey! I dont want yer dirty monkey love anyway! 🐒 😭

I never wear underwear. Sometimes swimtrunks have their own inner lining but that is it.

Yes I do. I dont wear any clothes at all while I'm at home.

Here's a beardless one from today. I can see gained some weight back over winter. But the weather has been limiting. 🥲

These are from last July and I dont mind it. What if I decide to just be a guy with no facial hair from now on? I look like a doctor or somethin, ya know? What if beards are over? Like even Ted Cruz has a beard now. 🤮

Victor is the teddy bear I got Lisa for Valentine's Day. I thought she needed a boyfriend. But maybe I stole him and now we got beef. 🤫

It's not too early to show some love 💋

Just a lil nakie

Most of the time it is because I go after 7pm or 8pm and I am the only one, which I like. But when I am there earlier other than that there are others in the workout room, for the shower it is just because I wait til Im the only one in there to take pictures. I think it would be illegal otherwise. 😅

He's pwetty hot 🤓

I'm naughty! See, I promised my dentist I'd finally unbox my waterpik and use it this weekend but I've had it left in the box for like 3 years. 🤫

Don't be fooled by my nerdy glasses, or my nerdy mustache, or my nerdy face, or my nerdy body, or my nerdy brain, or my nerdy lifestyle, or my nerdy interests. I am a very tuff and cool man! 😤

No bellykinesis this morning. Be at ease. 🫡

Some vulgar belly action no one asked for. 😚