The leche???????? 👀🤤👀

Fuuuuuuuck 😖😖😖
Horrible
Glad you were there for him

Shocking that you can't just post on jff and then get a link to share the specific post right

Considering sniffing poppers during this D&D game to just see what happens

I look UNREASONABLY hot covered in blood man I would fuck some gay vampires up

Nah I have so much gauze you have no idea

Not gonna explain but boy howdy my scrotum has so much blood in there

> "in their right mind"
Yeah see that's the thing

Just found out about a bug chasing orgy in my area that a fuckin disgusting amount of dudes are attending.

Please be safe out there cause these hoes do not care about you or your health. Protect yourself and assume others will not.

I don't know what that is and I refuse to learn.

Sinkholes are a thing that happens!

Hate it when videos are like "X is worse than you could imagine"

Bitch I have anxiety I can imagine everything

Hey we should be hot together sometime

Cute as fuuuuuck

Okay yeah this is funny

Hold on lemme google something real quick

You get me

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Ass by me
Art by @riversausage.bsky.social

As soon as I'm over this current stint of body dysmorphia it is OVER for you hoes for roughly 3-8 weeks 😤

Yeah you have a point

Balls dipped in the toilet water and again 😫

Brain chemistry irrevocably altered by this image

Me getting my boots and my coat for some wet ass puddy

It takes genuine self restraint to not reply "goals" to basically every picture you post

June approaches
I'm...I'm so sorry

Shh they believe me

Sweetheart
Honey bun
You keep getting attacked by pigeons

Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time that you're near?
Are you made of bread?

Ohh, it's "peacoat", not "pee coat".

Sorry about that, officer.

Damn that's an avalanche alright