#Clayface
HE AIN'T PRETTY NO MORE!

Malkovitch played Quentin Turnbull.

After several lying emails from Walmart, I finally acquired the new Scare Glow in store!

X-Men: Apocalypse Has A Shallow Gene Pool I didn’t expect to like X-Men: Apocalypse, but I was unprepared for how soul-crushingly awful it would be. Everything is either a rehash of something done better in a previous X-movie or mons…

The Coyote Vs. Acme trailer is a reminder that X-Men: Apocalypse unforgivably squandered both Lana Condor & Jubilee.
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Screenshot from Mastodon, white text on black background: Erik Uden @ErikUden@mastodon.de Once libraries are nonexistent any modern fascist movement wouldn't even have to burn books, but flick one switch and they'd be remotely deleted from your Amazon Kindle or similar digital "library". Capitalists are already building the infrastructure to do this through DRM, so stop believing tech is apolitical - the defunding of libraries and paywalling of information are all part of this.

A reminder during #NationalLibraryWeek, libraries are our best and last defense against the fascist monopoly on knowledge and information

Polaris Is The Most Gifted Custom? Whilst watching The Gifted, it occurred to me that its Polaris could be customized from a Marvel Legends Jessica Jones. Shortly thereafter, I saw someone had used this recipe. Not being the first p…

I've already cannibalized my old Jessica Jones to make Polaris.
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This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

McFarlane Toys DC Multiverse Red Platinum Saturn Girl action figure

If you give her some of NECA  Vincent Price's cigarettes, you can have you very own Waiting For The Trade version of Saturn Girl!
@waitingforthetrade.bsky.social

a close up of a woman 's face with short hair Alt: Princess Kit Tanthalos (Ruby Cruz) shakes her head dejectedly as she reclines on the grass in Willow season one.

Ruby Cruz is doing fantasy again!
Unfortunately it's just an Elden Ring movie & not Willow season two.

The newer Street Fighter trailer lampshades that Chun-Li's thighs aren't video game accurate unlike the rest of the visuals.

Why would Action Figure Barbecue lead me astray like this?

Before the twist it was a ripoff of Dean Koontz's underrated Intensity, which had a great telemovie adaption starring John C. McGinley.

Do fans of MOTU & SPOP call themselves He-Maniacs & She-Ravers?
#MOTUMonday

As televisions have grown larger, subtitles have become smaller.

Has anyone made a porn parody entitled The Devil Wears Nada yet?

[Pants to be darkened.]
They cast Elizabeth Hurley as Veronica Cale when she should've been Cheetah.

Demons secretly enjoy being summoned to circles just as cats prefer rectangles.
#Caturday

I don't see the point in watching car races if they won't let them use wheel-gougers.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

Absolute Scarecrow's button eyes are a nod to Dr. Philip K. Decker from Nightbreed.

Will Todd make a Stargirl using Hawkgirl's exposed midriff before his license expires?

That's not Larfleeze's Lantern!

three women are standing in a forest with their arms crossed and a netflix logo in the corner . Alt: Dorcas (Abaigail Cowen), Prudence (Tati Gabrielle), & Agatha (Adeline Rudolph) are standing in a forest with their arms crossed judgmentally in The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina.

It vexes me that Mortal Kombat II only has 2/3 of The Weird Sisters from CAOS.

Is there a phrase to describe when it's been years since you read the last installment of a fantasy series so you barely recall anything plus there's no recap or glossary in the current volume to jog your memory?

No Brendan Fraser, no Mummy sale!

URGENT! The Massachusetts House just passed a "social media ban" that would force YOU to upload a government ID or submit to a face scan to post online. CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS! 978-485-4694

Okay bluesky I need your help

I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros

Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home"

Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do

I am going to be so pissed off when Spider-Man: Brand New Day doesn't feature the Super Chompin' Tank. Why would Hasbro rub it in our faces that we don't live in the best of all possible worlds?

Is it Kerry?

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The first DC Multiverse 89 Joker I ordered from Best Buy arrived in two days, yet its replacement is taking over a week?