Non twitter bros please take a gander at this Thing, her name is Stupid Fjuck

I lowkey need a cat

Getting a stomachache 20 min before lecture might be my 13th reason

We get it man you know the gym cock guy

This tapping form immediately tickled my neurons ffs

Shoutouts to fog for being so ethereal and serene #walktwt

Just tweeted after a month, that took a lot of mental fortitude. Glad to have made it back alive.

Im lowkey a walkmaxxer I love taking a stroll at 6pm with my earpods on #walktwt

I dont even forgive anymore im just too tired to gaf

Bonus dickhead points if they tag me in like I Will throw Rocks at You

having that one person who would gap me on the same map I played 15 min earlier is worse than being shot in the head

Ohhh yeahhh….. Love me some cream puffs….

Absolutely scrumptious scran

They didnt inform me about the holy combination of cheese and honey until 3 years ago, would go again.

Love when my piss ray momentum just splits into 2 halves for no apparent reason

*AESTHETICS FUCK MY FAT THUMB LIFE

Dude you wont believe this but having a subahibi pfp and angelic aesthetica makes you look more like a loser instead of the other way around

Oh and dont forget permanent scars

“Humans were designed by upper deities!!” bros when they almost die after forgetting to have gluten-free mac n cheese

They gotta patch allergies and stomachaches this has long been broken in the meta

Gm

Good morning

#QuoteOfTheDay #Inspirational 😇 #Heartwarming ✍🏼

Down bad for some birria tacos rn I need to be saved

Mmfghhgh….

Follow back ur not rohulk

Shut up bitch

Slices are for BABIES

Normalize chomping on apples with the shell

Got a notif that someone from fucking dallas texas tried to log in my twitter account though which one of you is it