u might suppose that a canada goose would be a blue jays fan but nope, cubbies all the way

a fat grey tabbt with a white tummy lying on his back

a year ago he was scavenging trash next to the canal

now look at him. rotten

no it didnt 🤍

actually, i dont care, i can see that this is fruitless. have a lovely day

are u even actually reading what im saying?

i didnt say it was inevitable that he would win in 24. i meant that “another fascist asshole was eventually going to come to power and they were going to want revenge.” and establishment dems seemed to think otherwise, or just didnt care, because they didnt set to crushing these clowns under heel

day one, biden was talking abt bipartisanship, reuniting as a country, coming together blahblahblah. and that’s just not it.

come on, boss, they had four years to prosecute literally any of these worms and they chose not to. do you really believe that another 4 would have lit a fire under them? or would they have just continued to try and make nice under the pretense of “normalcy” and “reaching across the aisle.”

there was /always/ going to be a “trump 2” whether it was actually trump or not. because it was going to take trump 2 for establishment dems to actually wake the fuck up and acknowledge the situation we’re in. the system’s busted. has been for a long time. this is the inevitable output.

well, i doubt we’re going to agree on what exactly constitutes a purity test. but i say this as someone who voted for harris, and has voted straight-ticket dem in every election since i was allowed to vote, voting for harris was just kicking the can down the road.

i cant be mad, i’d do the same to be like 5’7”

he’s done a lot of shit that he supposedly “cant” do. i wouldnt put a whole lot of faith in “cant”.

nutty putty expeditions. “get stuck on adventure”

my parents spanked me a lot as a kid and now i suffer from a psychological condition known as “flinching whenever someone reaches out to me”

at least ur hotels give u a sample bottle, the last place i stayed kept the adrenochrome in those stupid lobby vending machines

i voted for her and you people have been telling me to go fuck myself ever since so like

i like to think that i’m steeling myself against their bullshit but tbh it’s probably just masochism

i’d watch folding ideawars

true. listening to him try and worm his way out of trumpland has been p satisfying tho

i cant do the tucker episodes. aj is a giant bigoted asshole, but at least he’s entertaining. tucker is just a smarmy, fart-sniffing prick.

lowkey hope they dont cover tucker. not even dan’s sultry baritone can make tucker palatable

the way u phrased it made it sound like u were concerned that u would be rejected, or that someone would question whether or not u “deserved” one. i was just trying to reassure u that rangers cant make that call. sorry if it came across wrong.

okay then

they are not limited. u getting an access pass is not taking away from anyone else 🙏

not the rangers’ call to make

nope! it has a v handsome owl on it

those are the eyes of a troublemaker 🤍

me, hiking

hospitsl. where u get surgry