reading a book fixed me and i am no longer interested in using this app. i guess come hunt me down if another round of book club happens?

Shenandoah Pete Seeger · Song · 2009

one of the melodies of all time open.spotify.com/track/3P47qW...

REAL

Starting a Eat 100 Pennies Challenge to raise awareness of the economy

anypony has nine letters, hope this helps ☺️

film pitch: live action moby dick but moby dick is CGI and voiced by moby 🐋

good morning agriculture and chat pile only

text on an aarp magazine puzzle page: “There is only one common word that contains the consecutive letters NYP What is it? Hint: It has eight letters.”

[confidently] Ponyplay.

Jeff Bridges as The Dude in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, sprawled on a sofa. Caption: "Ahab is for ever Ahab, Man. This whole act’s immutably decreed."

gnawing on rusty screws every once in a while to make sure my tetanus booster still works

is this the same person who said being gay is an allergy

Noise bands in the studio like yeah this sounds

hammers hanging on a point-of-sale display, the sign says "surprise your valentine"

just in time

ahab taking ten seconds to go “hah! uh oh! suddenly i understand that prophecy!” immediately before getting yeeted straight to hell

i have full-door mirrors on all of my closets and none of them get nearly as gunked up as the bathroom mirror!!

clean mirror monday: locate your filthiest mirror and clean that sumbitch

dank

i am sending you portrayal of guilt coming to your town energy

text on an aarp magazine puzzle page: “There is only one common word that contains the consecutive letters NYP What is it? Hint: It has eight letters.”

[confidently] Ponyplay.

why do sororities do the custom painted paddles if they aren’t doing Gay Stuff with them

big mood. i could’ve picked less difficult fussy things to start while my brain scabs over but at least they’re very engrossing lol

Deep fried swedish fish

just deep fried some swedish fish ama

how are they? also why are they?

saying “that’s moby dick” out loud to no one in particular because he has FINALLY appeared, 3 chapters from the end 🐋

even just a few months of credit card statements really. they’d barely even have to speak to the couple at all

imagine how much FASTER marriage counseling would be if you had to turn over all of your financial records to them

the dye job i gave myself this evening is giving cheshire cat, but i don’t hate it

enormous same

I Want to Be In Your Life (So I'll Die) Toeheads · Song · 2022

fagposting open.spotify.com/track/35yqPL...

8pm time to send an “i really care about you SO much” text