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Posts by jess πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

vampire girl who's small and cute and slurps from a blood bag like it's a capri sun

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trying to convince my grandpa to not go to llm chatbots for everything so i just asked the hottest advanced chinese eh eye "my car is up for routine maintenance and it's just a ten minute walk to the nearest dealership, is it better to walk or drive there"

and it answered as you would expect

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Sam licking bianca while bianca sucks on her thumb

Sam licking bianca while bianca sucks on her thumb

Taste testπŸ’šπŸ©·

#oc #lesbian #monsterhearts

9 hours ago 3460 741 57 1
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it's morgan monday. i made mapo tofu recently... #otdevil

1 hour ago 308 110 0 0

tim is cooked so get ready for john apple

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I love interviewing

5 hours ago 104 7 0 0

trans android girls who, since they're computers deep down and could reinstall themselves easily if they really want to unlike trans humans, refuse to do so when they encounter the "bug" of wanting to transition and uh oh this is starting to become a rly on the nose metaphor for real life

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trans android girl who transitions by replacing parts of her body one by one like she's a ship of theseus until finally she re-flashes her os with one that cis android girls come with

2 hours ago 17 3 7 0

w,waow,,

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of the devil properly conveys the lesbian food chain. for every girl you meet who is so easy to make fun of you could do it all day there will be a girl who sees you the exact same way

6 hours ago 219 62 0 0
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sorry for being a caffeine addict i will be drinking more bean juice posthaste

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its when instead of deleting ur data aka sanitizing, u change all ur data to random misinformation so Corpos(tm) cant build an accurate profile of u

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redditors are so good at privacy

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Gumi out and about

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why does my google think i'm in the pitt

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actually i wonder if my donated blood could accidentally feminize someone like some dude just getting regular surgery then waking up with sore tits cause he received a pint of my blood that i donated after injecting a heroic dose of estrogen

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woa my blood type is b+ i can do so many personality tests now

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lets go gambling! aw dang it! aw dang it! aw dang it! aw d

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how do ppl even get addicted to gambling i just see all these betting apps and think wow that sounds like an easy way to lose a bunch of money

9 hours ago 18 0 4 0
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idk why i even use windows im wfh on linux today and the audio from my vm is actually passing thru to the linux desktop unlike windows where its silent and makes me miss teams pings

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im the 2nd one all the time actually they call me athleisure white girl and laugh at me when i'm out of breath after walking up a small flight of stairs

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girls in athletic wear...girls in athletic wear that arent athletic at all and are chubby...

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5 yrs of hrt heres to 5000 more!!!

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encouraging new trans women to take names like Lilith and Zoey because i think it's really important to keep cultural traditions alive with the next generations

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An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video

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call that special tgirl pough the way im taking her for keepsies

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i think the state of the industry being addicted to ai and the existence of silicon valley ghouls is also demotivating even tho im kinda insulated from it at my job and computers are still fun separate from all that

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the burnout id get sounds crazy but knowing more things sounds fun,, but im just so eepy already i like relaxing and doing different things,,,but computer things still fun,,,oughh being adult with adult stamina hard

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part of me yearns to learn computer science foundation in and out shrimply bc being Educated(tm) appeals to me but another part associates this with work and i dont want to do work things outside of work but then im kinda bummed im not doing something that sounds interesting but is also work

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i got u

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