typin this while eating mcdonalds in bed because yes I’m delusional

my singular goal in life is to be the most muscle mommy goth witch therapist the world has ever seeeeeen

girl that is actually excited to see a snake or a spider (me)

illustration of 2 portraits facing each other with closed eyes; on the left is winter with decaying leaves, dark blue tones, and a somber expression. on the right is spring with pink hair, bright blossoms and floating petals, they are kissing winter goodbye for the year.

natural cycle ❄️🌷 #art #earthday

REAL! i said I was done with men forever and the universe said wrong take this one

a four panel comic. in the top one, there's a bird-like silhouette with glowing red eyes. in the other three, Mulder looks up in wonder. he's holding his cellphone, a 90s nokia, and sending Scully a text which reads "Scully ur not gonna believe this"

close-ups on Mulder's phone screen. they read "just saw the mothman" and "effervescent". Scully is holding a flashlight, her phone chirps in her coat pocket.

close-up on Scully's eyes reading Mulder's text. then two panels of Mulder and Scully together, Scully telling him "Mulder, I was standing right next to you. Also, it was an owl." at this, Mulder texts her a sad smiley face

#xfiles
he can't go without his cellphone for two minutes

hey so it actually only has to make sense for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

im hooked already!!!

nobody is surprised

Screenshot of tomodachi life, the users mii and a mii of their oc Lamb

tell me why it took me 45 years to make myself and my oc Lamb

Yes please! I love sour gummies best

Meme: a whole bunch of Luigi’s from Mario in various poses with the text that reads “I only worry about three things 1. Everything that happens 2. Everything that is happening 3. Everything that will happen”

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

getting tomadachi life when I get home, it was nice knowing you all 🫡

count orlok would love the dolls i just know it

🦋 Happy #EarthDay 🌱

literally me

i was born to be someone’s weird monster girlfriend 👉🏻👈🏻ྀི

give her a big kiss

i am a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl

send me anonymous messages! You seem like such a cool and interesting person.

y’all are all so sweet 🥹 smooching you

send me anonymous messages! I still think you're really cool and would love to go out with you if you're interested.

i appreciate you, but I’m seeing someone exclusively right now 🫶

𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖕 𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖕

Comic page , text says ‘only change will save us’ a women mid transformation into a werewolf

Happy werewolf Wednesday, freaks

Hex maniacs [Pokemon]
#art #digitalart #artsky #fanart #pokemon #hexmaniac

i fucking love vampires

the food does slap tho i cant lie

my coworker calls it racist Applebees and ill never call it anything else again

Two incredibly gorgeous women talking one has long blonde hair and the other has long curly red hair.

Alicent Hightower and Cersei Lannister conspiring on who is gonna destroy my cervix first (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)