netanyahu please drop a bomb on me and only me. (this message is just two adults trying to work out the terms of a consensual interaction, no one needs to be worried about it)

actively evil shit here

Thank you Allah for your attention to the matter!

desi right wingers are going to quickly find out that they were never really considered part of the GOP

Watching Palantir do Sephiroth posting about multiculturalism and I would like to remind everyone that they were doing corporate fake woke shit just like every other company.

fatherhood is like RDR2 when you know the direction the story is going, but you choose to mess around with collecting pelts anyways

hmm looks like i’m making a (checks notes) shitty post

can anyone tell me why the caged bird sings? posted on r/NoStupidQuestions

Pope Leo XIV condemns the Trump administration in new speech:

"Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."

for once, i actually like that i can’t see “synod” without immediately thinking of the cadaverous one

A Venn diagram with 3 circles: “casino world”, “pedo world”, and “Hitler world” with Trump smiling in the center

Something I’ve been working on

millions of dollars spent on trying to get the world to believe Gal Gadot is the face of Israel, and it’s all swept away by a photo of a median-level settler goon in the West Bank gleefully breaking international law

I buy 100 TVs every month in lieu of health insurance and I think the economy is just fine.

you don’t see guys nicknamed “Fats” very much these days. woke culture run amok?

One of my favorite bugbears I keep quiet on is believing all these Evangelicals despise Catholics and suppress the urge to mention it all of the time. I hear a Protestant say something about the Catholic Church, my antennae twitch

I don't particularly care about national security but I can pretend to if it'll get the Republican Party outlawed as a foreign influence operation

zero sugar pepsi @ArabMulberry X.com I oppose Netanyahu's government but I would never ever oppose anything it does

DENIRO: We did it man. Fuckin rock on PESCI: We took over the damn casino and now we gamble for FREE [both simultaneously] GAMBLE FOR FREE - dwayne (@collatingbones) December 2, 2013

legends lost

Can never get over how tawdry the modern Right's view of Western Civilization is; nothing to build, nothing to aspire to, nothing even really to destroy or wage war against, just sullen resentment of their own children and seething hatred of the cities whose economics subsidies their regimes.

We should be taking notes.

watched too much alt comedy to get stuck in a “Jury Duty” scenario because i’d be like “holy shit that realtor is the dude from Dream Corp LLC!”

mobilized the silent pro-cheney voters—both of them

Swalwell will not be missed

so insanely overdue

It is not 2010 anymore. Criticism of Israel is mainstream and liberals will be doing it more and more and more every single day because Israel has an 80% unfavorable rating among Democrats. 80% unfavorable. 80% unfavorable. Read the fucking data.

sleepymaxxing and absolutely bedpilled

To talk vaguely and theoretically about a "Jewish State" is irresponsible. People talk about their fuzzy vision of what a benevolent "Jewish state" could mean in an alternate universe. But that's meaningless. The question is what Jewish State actually means in 2026 Israel: a Kahanist state.

“the Roman Empire is my Roman Empire” MFers:

joining a club for people who say “The Roman Republic is my Roman Empire”

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive