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Posts by Denise (she/her)

I thought..."his critics aren't the ones who don't know how jokes work." ๐Ÿ˜‚

23 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Happy birthday!!

And the high blood pressure in the doctor's office is an actual thing that happens to a lot of people. Get a cuff for home and take your measurements once a week and then take those numbers (or the average) into the office with you. It's a better indicator & can keep you off meds.

23 hours ago 2 0 1 0

I know that the people that come on will actually be sports fans but the image of a half hour of nobody buzzing in to answer as they stare blank faced at Joe Buck reading clues amuses me...

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It's coming back in May I believe.

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

Congratulations! Happy to see Emily Wilde on the list as well!

1 day ago 2 0 0 0

Hegseth and Patel still holding strong. I guess Judge Judy will be next?

2 days ago 2 1 0 0

The crazy thing is the problem is people could clearly hear and understand the pilot. Somebody stuff that microphone with cotton and mad bees immediately!

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Tiger cat sitting on top of the Chewy box.

Tiger cat sitting on top of the Chewy box.

Mine! All mine!!

3 days ago 4 0 1 0

You know it's hard to be a Timbers fan when the most joy I had in that match was watching James take the pitch....

AND HE'S NOT OUR PLAYER!

#rctid

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

Haiku day has passed
It was really yesterday
Celebrate anyway

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

I am not smart enough to get this joke.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0
Tiger cat sleeping under the monitor. 

He wants you to know that he does too still fit so you hush.

Tiger cat sleeping under the monitor. He wants you to know that he does too still fit so you hush.

Tig helping Brent with interviews. He thinks he should hire the one that doesn't disturb his nap.

5 days ago 2 0 0 0

Blessed are the easily amused for they shall have laughter wherever they go.

6 days ago 0 0 0 0

Bluesky is gonna eff up...put on your patience hat ...

I think that's how the song goes.

6 days ago 3 0 0 0

Made me laugh out loud. Thank you

6 days ago 2 0 0 0

So if you can't get Bluesky to load how are you supposed to check their Bluesky status?

6 days ago 1 0 0 0
Tuxedo cat in a Sunbeam

Tuxedo cat in a Sunbeam

It's too cold for the catio so he's pretending.

1 week ago 7 0 0 0
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At this point how are people facing you surprised that you have receipts?

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

From a sustainability company to a resource hog.

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

I wonder if that means you're about ready to unmask. If it's your subconscious telling you it's time.

Or if you're just having fun with all of us and can't help but tease a little. ๐Ÿ˜

1 week ago 9 0 1 0

Oh geez ... Oasis was bad enough!

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

She's pretty awesome. Of course we all do get to see her through your eyes and that gives her awesome self an even bigger glow up.

1 week ago 4 0 0 0

Oh...gee....that's so sweet. And since we're being truthful you should know that I....well ... I have a crush on Krissy.

1 week ago 34 0 2 1

Have you listened to the Fear No Man podcast? It's excellent.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Just got an email from a Senior Living Center in Florida.

Look, I already felt old enough with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees being posted I don't need this shit too!

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

They are cruel idiots.

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

Could you start saying "reeeeeally big leads" like Ed Sullivan would?

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
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This is why I use Ghost instead of substack. If you are a Substack poster please change platforms.

1 week ago 5 1 0 1

Milo publishing a book called "ExGay" I mean....Can't Get Laid Anymore would probably have been a closer title.

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Tiger cat passed out cold with a little blep

Tiger cat passed out cold with a little blep

When your long night of partying finally catches up to you

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