i did it

deleted twitter a month ago and didn’t even think to open this app. god bless

remember when i told someone that their joke wasn't funny on here and everyone said i was toxic and belonged on twitter. good times

lowkey need...

this has pushed me over the edge

well

what was the song of the year and why was it "diet pepsi" by addison rae

remembered that Robert Zemeckis directed Polar Express and won the work christmas pub quiz

good afternoon

me: Hi mate can I get an oat flat white please?

barista: Yes of course that’ll be £4.30 please thank you

me: Thank you so much

barista: Thank you

bugs are thinking about biting you

i was just at a bus stop and i thought yeah. this is a good one

do you think bus drivers have favourite bus stops

just saw an AI video on twitter about ‘sand fleets’ that made me feel sick . how’s everyone doing

had a dream I went to see Gladiator II but they were offering maassages during the film so I got one and fell asleep, everyone I was with had the same experience so we all immeditately saw it a second time and fell asleep again. left the cinema saying 'I didn't see ONE colosseum'

those who type lower case to me on slack are the only people at work i trust

december 21st

british

im gonna see charli xcx how god intended - at primavera porto day drunk on white sangria, smoking a sweet sweet cig

thanks ellstie

you’ll never find me cross posting across social media platforms, that behaviour is for cowards and losers

Kristin Chenoweth was 35 when she started playing university student Glinda. really makes you think

This society lauded a police officer who lied and cheated and ruined lives. At last, a reckoning | George Monbiot As a ‘spy cop’, Bob Lambert callously betrayed innocent women. The official inquiry must ask harsh questions of him – and the state, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

1. You think you’ve seen it all. You really have not. I’m a hard-bitten journalist of 39 years’ standing, but details of this story made me shout, weep and slap my head. This week’s column + 🧵
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

celebrating Conclave day with the homies by locking them in a room and asking them if they’re mad at me

it’s finally Conclave day. thank god

it was just this song specifically that’s been in my head cause i keep thinking ‘wow i’m dizzy’

goodnight

i think the government should send out a text when it’s a day that you’ll need to be wearing gloves. i was unprepared