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Posts by Eddie Kristan

A Soviet propaganda looking overalled white man looming over the City of Chicago with the caption "the plumber protects the health of the nation."

A Soviet propaganda looking overalled white man looming over the City of Chicago with the caption "the plumber protects the health of the nation."

This mural at the union hall in Chicago where we go for YarnCon is my favorite thing that is extra.

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All of my friends are too classy, smart, and educated to do a 9x9x9 with me at a baseball game. :(

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Between Artemis II and Jamie Ding's Jeopardy run, I can barely contain the excitement.

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This is how I'm rolling these days.

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Elmo head guy carrying out the scentences at a Wawa

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.

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The other way a whole civilization dies is by committing war crimes

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I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

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The depths of human grief, love, memory, and solidarity are so beautiful.

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Meme of two bus riders with different views one reading Microsoft Outlook the other reading Nutella bc of how the two were featured in difference ways on the Artemis II space mission

Meme of two bus riders with different views one reading Microsoft Outlook the other reading Nutella bc of how the two were featured in difference ways on the Artemis II space mission

Some products are having a better time on the Artemis II mission than others.

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Eternal stew!

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The Artemis II astronauts eating dinner.

The Artemis II astronauts eating dinner.

I love eating dinner with the Artemis crew.

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Yep! Walmart of all places. I did NOT find freeze dried ice cream however.

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Tang, moon pies, and space cupcakes in front of a live stream of the Artemis II Livestream.

Tang, moon pies, and space cupcakes in front of a live stream of the Artemis II Livestream.

My Artemis II spread at the library today. Public Science and the indomitable human spirit was up today and so was my festive attitude.

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My employees all dressed like me today and I didn't notice until they put on the fake facial hair around 2pm.

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Eddie with a hot dog statue at the Chicago Comics and Entertainment Expo

Eddie with a hot dog statue at the Chicago Comics and Entertainment Expo

The Chicago Con mascot is actively applying ketchup, but who am I to question the existence of this creature. It's just my job to vibe.

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When ‘Star Trek’ put the first Black astronaut into space The lasting legacy aboard the USS Enterprise is one of diversity and wonder.

We are *pumped* for THE EDGE OF SPACE-TIME, the new book from astrophysicist, occasional @popsci.com contributor, and the all-around coolest @chanda.blacksky.app!

It comes out April 7th but you can read a sneak peak right here!

www.popsci.com/science/edge...

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Anyone else cranky today? Apologies.

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John Jackson Miller presenting at C2E2

John Jackson Miller presenting at C2E2

@farawaypress.com giving an incredible session on writing within existing universe. There's a reason JJM's contributions are the gold standard of several literary universes.

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I'm kind of known amongst my people for promoting kindness and being gentle but I didn't think that was something we expected out of Chappell Roan?

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Green New Deal? How about Young Man New Deal. Lonely? Pent up? Purposeless? Get civic infrastructure pilled, my guy. Fire mitigation-maxxing Klamath River Basin and invasive species-mogging Yosemite. Bridge building, mural painting, book and food delivery will keep you busy and raise your value.

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Little Caesars pizza with a crudely drawn doodle of the little Caesars mascot saying his death line from Shakespeare's play.

Little Caesars pizza with a crudely drawn doodle of the little Caesars mascot saying his death line from Shakespeare's play.

Celebrating the holiday with my staff at the library today. Say what you want about Eddie, but say he commits to the bit.

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three tiny swords sticking out of a box of Little Ceasars Pizza symbolizing the Ides of March

three tiny swords sticking out of a box of Little Ceasars Pizza symbolizing the Ides of March

This weekend is the annual event where I go from having an weekly average tumblr notifications of zero to several hundred then back to zero thanks to this dumb picture I posted of some letter openers that I stuck into a cheap box of pizza:

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Give me a chance at being a CEO. I can house a burger in three bites and not seem like a lizard at ALL.

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i bring this up periodically but goddamn is it easy being a dude. so little is expected of us. you can coast and people will treat you like a champion

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I mean, didn't the AIOC Brits essentially hold the Dulles brothers hands to coup Mossadegh? The US might be the most, but they are the evil older sibling who showed US the ropes

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They spent billions on regime change in Venezuela and left the Maduro's head of torture in charge.

They are now spending billions on regime change in Iran, knowing the most likely outcome will be harder line leadership.

We do not have serious people running our country.

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When I don't know what to do, at least I will be informed and my people will be well fed when the opportunity comes.

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All the Shah's Men by Stephen Kinzer

All the Shah's Men by Stephen Kinzer

I have two rules for myself when I am overwhelmed with a lack of direction and feelings of dread. The first is that it is always morally good to feed people. The second is that reading can't hurt either.

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New York Times: Dozens of U.S. strikes are being carried out by attack planes based at bases around the Middle East and from one or more aircraft carriers, a
U.S. official said.

New York Times: Dozens of U.S. strikes are being carried out by attack planes based at bases around the Middle East and from one or more aircraft carriers, a U.S. official said.

“Dozens of U.S. strikes are being carried out by attack planes based at bases around the Middle East and from one or more aircraft carriers, a U.S. official said.”

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