It wouldn’t be the same internet without it

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Kudos on your loyalty to a terrible phone upgrading experience.

wait are you telling me that the dude from real world is the new transportation secretary what is happening

Can’t believe I am alive at the same time as Patrick Mahomes

There was once a time when I knew every possible nominee and tracked the Oscar contenders obsessively. But the studios are ruining true art and I look at the list of nominees and I really couldn't care less.

A guy cannot simultaneously be so smart that he’s “the real Tony Stark” and also not know when he is doing a nazi salute

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Imagine watching that sermon and thinking it was "nasty." We elected a man who thinks mercy has no place in a house of worship. God help us.

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Wow. That’s incredible. We went to Munich last year and I would like to go back to Germany but there are so many other countries to see.

🤞

This year is our 25-year anniversary so I think we are looking to go to Croatia and Slovenia.

Thanks man. I hope retirement is treating you well. Miss our burrito nerd squad shenanigans.

I guess?

lol I have had an account since 2023 and that was the only thing I had [posted? bleeted? skeeted? what are we calling it?]

One of our vendor partners sent me one of those coffee cups that plugs into USB and keeps your drink warm and at first I didn’t want it BUT WHAT’S THIS THE BOTTOM OF THE CUP GLOWS I LOVE IT

Band name:
“Dork side of the moon”
“Ctrl Alt Delinquents”
“The Geekend Warriors”
“Wi-Fight the system”

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