what the fuck happened to peanut butter patties? they are bad now??

this is for a very specific type of person

the dedication in onyx storm and the intro to little things by good charlotte are the same

FUCK YOU GO CHIEFS

latest aesthetic obsession: green glass

i should probably sell my car, huh

iron flame kinda sucks compared to fourth wing but i am still under insurmountable stress related to dragons so id say my disassociation tactics are working

this smut book just made me cry. i love reading lol

officially a walking pad girly!!!!!!!!!!!

ripped my pants at family christmas

obsessed with the sabrina christmas special

SO GOOD

🌮 🔔 ❤️

im back and i still hate it

no one fucking told me that heartburn is actual chest pain!!! like is it a heart or panic attack?? nope. just the $100 champagne i’m drinking!!

no, i didn’t wear sunscreen in mexico. yes, i do regret it.

of fucking course he did lmfao

HELLO ANATOMY OF LIES?????

are you pausing the albums to post because if not……i call plot hole 👀

boomer

micah there’s a share button

charli sun
chappell moon
ari rising

abby’s 2024 spotify wrapped:

17000 hours of my favorite murder
listened to BRAT in its entirety 360 times
top artist: brown noise radio
didn’t you used to like edm?

but are you

my sinuses are FULL bitch. full. my face feels like it is going to explode. please god* save me from this pain.

*sudafed

i hate season three of bridgerton already

my favorite date is causing trouble at the local dive with my girlfriends

tuesdays are the worst day of the week and i will not be hearing arguments on this

START YOUR ENGINES

prue paul’s bake race