but that’s across a while website, not the particular content in question

Nowadays, experimental music makes up a tiny percentage of what people listen to. But in the early days of music, 40,000 years back, it was basically all experimental. That was the dominant scene back then, just doing weird vocalisations while someone’s blowing into a vulture bone.

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i met a couple lovely new gentlemen tonight and several new fast travel destinations appeared on my gay minimap

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starved to death because the grocery bag didn’t have a baguette sticking out of it

"rogue" has the audacity to not even be a proper roguelike

how about my miracle supliment? it drains all your stamina, allows you to breath underwater for 15 seconds, and enhances your skill with yoyos

also, the fact that they will happily spend all their cash on hand buying a huge stack of "potion of strange odor (heals 5 points, does 1 point of damage a second for 10 seconds)" made of grass and insects

it's more elaborate than i realized. every time you damage a monster it does a renice +5, and it turns off monster/monster damage to avoid excess process shutdowns

psdoom.sourceforge.net

reminds me of psdoom (linux version of doom where every monster is a process running on your computer and killing the monster shuts down that process)

You should really only be listening to whole tone music. It’s got the whole tones in it. A lot of these artists, they use semitones, which is just half of the tone and trust me, it’s not the part that’s good for you. It’s basically junk.

fucking colleges

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

you know you've been computering for too long when you can recognise what this is

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a bucket of rats can be filled in one night!
attn: @funguspotion.bsky.social

ohhhh. those lights are supposed to be GREEN. now you tell me

cursive word soup

@funguspotion.bsky.social your meme had a baby

this has legs. this could replace astrology.

the dragonflyborn in full daedric gear

Malone Dies

median is a bullshit metric because one of the primary problems is wealth stratification

Belka and Strelka survived though

dental puppets

A photo of a television paused on a scene from TWIN PEAKS where the giant’s head is just out of frame and a cat has popped its head up from behind so it looks like its head is on the giant’s body.

IT IS HAPPENING, AGAIN.

Turns out I should just drop everything and start doing ultra-long comics with mathematicians?