grind the grain into flower. mix it with water. dough on the table. fill with fruit. dough on top. in the preheated oven. wait till cooked but not burnt. slice it into slicezls.

you would love making pies in vintage story omfg

Nebraska renamed to Contested Territory.

Riots as Aksarben becoms Yrotirret Detsetnoc

the worst part of having a tooth out is the 72hr liquid diet after.

im only one meal in and im desperate for some seitan nuggies in a habanero sauce

USAID Whistleblower Says It Was Even Worse Than People Knew Political appointees wanted a quiet drawdown, the whistleblower says. DOGE wanted an execution.

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

ways to help crack an egg
lawful good: "If you want to be a girl, you already are one."
chaotic good: "No one can stop you from taking HRT if you want to."
chaotic evil: "It's kind of homophobic that you're not a girl yet."

I think the last decade, between the acquisition of twitter, this shit, and the collapse of the US goverment, can be characterized by this reminder that no actually you shouldn't run anything like a renegade who doesn't give a shit and in fact things like empathy and tact are vital for an operation

tfw u get prepped and numbed up for a long intricate tooth surgery, dentist comes in, looks, goes "oh that's fucked" and it becomes a simple twist and yoink.

specifically the face is =/

cuz the side is droopy

マンガみたいな走り方しやがって

I would like to be put on more “AI haters” blocklists actually. Saves me the trouble of blocking all the AI weirdos lurking about.

why does bsky want to be threads so bad, everyone hates threads, even the people who use threads hate threads 😭

Halmarut is looking unamused while eating torn green butterflies with a side of a venus fly trap and a coccoon mimicking as spaghetti. It is drowned in red broth. The white plate it is in has some of the broth splattered. A tint of green droops from Halmarut's mouth. The table cloth is dark and the background is bright red.

i want to be fufilled 🥀
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Okay.

IM SERIOUS

Remember this every time a Reasonable Democrat says we should be onboard with legal/technical measures to stop minors from accessing adult content

Once you create a category of Bannable Speech, you've created a tool for the powerful to ban any speech they want; just put it in the Bannable category.

If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.

Anyone who mocks Ocasio-Cortez for being a bartender - rather than seeing those skills are a significant part of her arsenal - is the sort of person who's never in their life gotten a free drink.

Hey this looks bad! We all have tailored our image posts specifically around the 4 image tile format. Now when you look at my page you get a super different vibe than you used to. This is going to ruin so many posts retroactively.

Late drop of a big story tonight—the research team that jailbroke AI safety standards with weaponized poems have published their Adversarial Humanities Benchmark, broadening their research through cyberpunk attack-fiction and ADVERSARIAL HERMENEUTICS:

seems like the smart play here is to just not attend it is just my opinion

And you will benefit from it too! I was so disgusted the last time I went to NYC to realize that Penn Station had virtually no benches. Nowhere to sit down. It’s hideously inaccessible to disabled people, and it’s hostile to everyone who might be tired or need to set their stuff down a moment

True story.

"Trans children have such awful lives, isn't it better for them to not suffer?"

Transness is actually really awesome. It's the transphobia that sucks. If everyone responded to trans kids coming out with "thanks for telling me, I love you" and being affirming, trans kids would have GREAT childhoods.

lmfao I fucking called it

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

yay my gf beat arr

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”